720 Things One Facebook Fan Likes
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This is one massively long list of likes. Let me say, I was in awe when I saw this list of stuff but I've come to the realization that we really do like a lot of stuff, just not everyone says it to this degree.Animal Planet
money doesnt buy happiness but id rather cry in my ferrari.
Cinemax
Olive Garden Bread Sticks
Being so bored in class,that you trace the staple at the corner of ur paper
Reese's
Facebookaholics Anonymous
FML
When i was your age i lost a tooth, Not my virginty..
"Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy... WHAT!!... hi!
Frontierville Cheats
CrowdStar
I Like Taylor Lautner
Ill do it tomarrow-I have a week left-When is it due? Tomarrow. WTH?
Target, Subway
mom,
mom,
mommy,
mommy,
momma,
momma,
mom,
mom,
mom,
WHAT!
HI...
Tim Hortons
PIZZA
Farmville Freak
Crepes alla Nutella
Mafia wars socialites
Redbox
FrontierVille
Happy Pets
Hey can i ask you a question..."you just did"
When an actor/actress cant fake cry
its the great big book of everything with everything inside.....
A part of me died when I found out there were no lepricorns at the end of rainbows
when your sad you listen to sad songs or read sad things
when you used to feel scared when your parents counted to 3
laughing out loud hysterically after "liking" a page while reading it out loud to someone who dosnt care !
it's all good, i grew up communicating through horrible grammar on the internet
the BEST midnight snack in the WORLD!!!.... a bowl of cereal!! =D
THIS WOMAN IS TOO DUMB FOR POSTING THIS ON HER WALL
wanting to hate someone but your heart tells you no.... :(
Do you have a heart? Because I can't tell when you play around with my feelings.
like this, and this....oh not that...like this lmao i like that toooo (:
Texting in school when the teacher isnt looking
OMFG!!!! If you want to chat with me, you better freaking talk to me!!!!!
*glass half full*
instead of trying to catch the thing i drop i step back and scream
mom can i get this? "no, blah blah blah blah blah." okay i asked a you question not a lecture.
So tell me what hurts more ? Thinking you should hate him . Or KNOWING you dont ?
Yes, I'm a teenager & I'm making it my priority to see Toy Story 3!
Top 11 Secrets Men Don't Know About Women!
Join if u have stayed up past 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 in the morning
IF WE GET 100K "LIKES", SKITTLES WILL HELP SEND A GUY THROUGH BOWLING COLLEGE
Vampire Wars
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my gosh.
AllPosters.com
He broke her heart. She broke his Xbox. Who cried harder??
AXE
When teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life
You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
Giving your friend that look when someone you dont like walks into the room
You walk right past me, glance at me, why don't you just say hi.
JOIN ONLY if you were born in 1990-1991-1992-1993-1994-1995-1996-1997
I challenge u to stay 2 min. on the page without laughing
"I'm sorry!" "STOP SAYING SORRY!" "Okay...Sorry."
I will never cheat in a Relationship
CharlesTrippy
Debbie from the Amanda Show "I Like Eggs"
"Love You", "I Love You", and "Im In Love With You" are 3 different things
popping Bubblewrap
The spaz attack when you're half asleep, and you feel like you're falling.
Stop buying god damn smartboards and get air conditioning !!!
If 500,000 People "like" This Page, I Will Name My Kid Spongebob
That one person you feel like you NEED to talk to everyday.
Feeling uncomfortable when the tv volume is on an odd number
Hi, I'm a spider, & I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
We all have that friend...who thinks they're black
Dude, if you tickle me, Im not responsible for your injuries after, okay?
If a girl says "Don't worry about it," you better worry about it.
"So.... guess who texted me.."
_____________/\_______________\o/____ "HELP SHARK!!"____
If you actually missed me you'd make an attempt to talk to me.
Typing what you Really Want to say, than deleting it
I struggle with opening a bag, even when it says "TEAR HERE" right there!
"Hi!" " No. I dont like you. Go away."
If only you knew.. how much i truly want to be with you
Saying goodbye to your pet when you leave the house
WHEN YOUR ANGRY YOUR TEXTING SPEED INCREASES BY A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT
Im Naked and Texting You But You Don't Know It
one thing every girl understands: "check me" "you're good"
I can't just push the crosswalk button once. I need to push it like 6 times
I'd die without you.... LOL jk, I have several Horcruxes.
Getting double-bounced on the trampoline, and your legs collapse.
Lunette and molly, a clown and her dolly, on the big comfy couch ♥
Awkward Eye Contact With Attractive People
That awkward moment when you don't know when to let go of the hug
"Ok mom i'll do it right now" 2 minutes later"Wait what did you tell me to do?"
I bet people walk by my table at lunch and wonder, "what are they doing?"
No, I didn't stalk you. It was on my news feed. Get over yourself.
2 most said things in school, "I'm tired." and "Can I have a piece of gum?"
Top 10 Worst Things You Can Say on a First Date
I overthink things and over analyze and get paranoid.
I hate seeing people flirt with the person I like
I'm PROUD 2 say: I DON"T SMOKE!
25 things about F A C E B O O K
Garden Life
ACHMED!! .. STOP TOUCHING MEE!! .. I KILL YOOOOU
Let me know how that works out for ya
its not the goodbye that hurts, its the flashbacks that follow
The urge to smile when someone is yelling at you
Having secret nicknames for people you hate.
Ima kill this bug... HOLY SHIT IT FLIES!!
You probably get this a lot but....Is this the real ceasar's palace?
MindJolt Games
Our School Needs Air Conditioning
Everyone has a crazy,shy,slutty,artistic,troublemaker,pothead friend
Kids Bop NEEDS TO END
no, i forgave you. we just will never be the same again..
I'm Not Cranky, You're Annoying.
"Do it, you won't."
No microsoft word, i am pretty sure i know how to spell my name
The impossibility of removing skinny jeans sexily.
remember when all anyone cared about was A.I.M. profiles
Completely bullshitting your way through an english essay
I hate it when your all excited for something & then it gets cancelled.
Your not sorry, Your sorry I found out.
being a sarcastic little fuck.
When your fortune cookie knows what's up.
Getting nervous when someone says "i have something to tell you"
Middle Of The Night Adventures With Your Best Friend.
Buffalo Bucket List
What do you call a man who joins pages about girls making sandwiches? Single.
I always wondered who would cry if i died.
I BET I CAN FIND 1 MILLION FANS WHO WANT PACMAN BACK AS THE GOOGLE LOGO!
"Dude we could've died!" "I know wasn't that awesome!"
Buffalo Bandits
The Twilight Saga
Being so tired , that you dont even know what your talking about.
I TRY SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH WHEN IM GETTING IN TROUBLE!
I Played PacMan on Google on 21/05/2010
Nah, don't worry about me, It's not like I had my hopes up or anything.
Laughing uncontrollably with your best friend over something stupid. (:
I Love Laughing
Saying "Really" when something pisses you off
Sshhh. They're Arguing. I Wanna Listen :)
When I Graduate I Won't Ever See You Again , CAN NOT WAIT
I Wumbo, you Wumbo, He, She, We, Wumbo
summer nights when you can stay outside and chill as long as you want
You have no idea how much I think about you...
study..study ... stud .... sta..ah ..... staf .... stafay ... fay ... face ..facebook :D
Summer. No school, no drama, no crap. I can see it already. :)
Trying not to fall asleep because you're waiting for a text
Say this fast [ I, 1, 2, 1/2 6] Join if you get it ;)
"A, B, C, or D?" "Well i haven't had a B for like 4 questions so I'll choose that"
"Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice."
99 ways to start a conversation with someone you like ♥♥
Teacher: "Okay class, fold your paper" Student: "HOTDOG OR HAMBURGER?"
Come here. Why? Just come here. No your gonna hit me. :)
hearing something that kils you inside and having to act like you dont care
Trying not to cough, when you're in a room full of silent people :/
Biggest iPhone Giveaway
I hate randomly feeling depressed and having no idea what's wrong.
p30pl3 VVh0 r1t3 l1k3 d1$. Go die
That Kid Everyone Calls By Their Last Name
Cigarettes are disgusting.
That awkward moment when someone says "You two should go out!"
I miss when the last day of school was parties, not finals
" Yea, I saw it on Faceboook."
Getting Teachers To Tell Stories Until Class Is Over
No!! No!!! NO!!! NO!!!! "Message Sent" ... Oh God..
i have pushed a door that said pull
I like your makeup...LOL JK, it looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola.
"Are you okay?" "Yeah...Just tired." The biggest lie in history.
i hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all
PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
if i had a car, ALL my problems would be solved
FX Buffalo - The Ultimate High School Party!
"Dude!!!! we have a sub!!!!" "yesssssssssss!"
Being SO comfortable with someone that you can do anything around them
alright, calm down its gym class, not the olympics...
Sports on Facebook
Sporcle
Fashion Wars
My school is a joke
It's time men get their asses in the damn kitchen.
New York, the only state that can experience all 4 seasons in 1 week.
If you like me, say so. If you don't, stop acting like you do! (:
Calm down mrs. ghetto fabulous i barly bumped into you
"Remember that time when you-" . NOT in front of my parent dumbass
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
HE TOUCHED THE BUTT!
Is this the Krusty Krab? NO, THIS IS PATRICK.
Trying to convince yourself that it doesn't matter or bother you.
that was funny, but I don't like you, so i'm not going to laugh.
The guy who pronounces Diabetes...Diabeetus.
I laugh at GUYS who work at Subway because they have to make me a sandwich.
Sometimes its easier to pretend your happy rather than explain why your not
I Hate How Hard It Is To Get Out Of A Pullover Hoodie.
I Hate When I Get Crumbs In My Bra.
your about as pointless as the white crayon.
The Episode of Drake And Josh When Crazy Steve Yells At Dora
The worst feeling ever is feeling like you missed your chance
"I got the 64 pack of crayons!" "NO WAY! WITH THE BUILT IN SHARPENER?!" :O
Bring back Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Hey Arnold, Rocket Power & CatDog
I say I'm fine when I'm really not.
Saying "It's whatever" when you know it's killing you deep down.
"Wanna go?" "Yeah" Nobody moves..
I use my bra when I don't have pockets :)
"Your giving me attitude" Well yeah, you pissed me off.
Join If You Miss,Love,Like,Hate or Cant Stand Somebody Right Now.
mom (4 missed calls) oh man im in deep shit....
I want to trust you. But i dont. Because i know better.
AHHHHH!! I BURNT MY HAND!!...... at night (:
POOP - People Order Our Patties
Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me
Join if this picture ruined the lion king for you
The 100% most GENIUS reply to a threatening FORMSPRING question!
Williamsville North High School
If a guy cries over a girl he must really love her
"you're Late"!!!. "Well your lucky im even here so shut up and teach"
looking at a test and being like fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk
That .1% of germs that nothing can kill
Nutella
Top 10 Places To Have Sex Before You Die
"You never text me anymore." "You know phones works both ways right?"
Thank you music, for being there when no one else was.
I really shouldn't have said that...but you pissed me off
Music Pets
Boys who stick up for girls are the best :)
i ALWAYS have to pee when im hiding .
Apparently, legitimaly proving your parents wrong, is...disrespectful?
Meeting someone in the weirdest way, then they are a huge part of your life
365 Things to do in Buffalo
Sweet Melody's
I love sleeping in, but I hate feeling like I just wasted my day.
If u put ur hand over my mouth. I swear, I will lick u.
Being Texted First
10 Things He's Thinking on the First Date
if i text a person in the same room as me, i stare at them 'til they get it
P-P-Platypus
The question game you play with someone you first start talking to.
School Needs To Just Be Over
The 10 Lies Girls Tell Guys All The Time! (Including Explanations)
I dont want to go to school tomorrow
Pretending to text when your really taking a picture of someone..
My level of maturity changes depending on who im with.
If formspring ever revealed all the annoynymous people, the world would end
Perry the Platapus
fin, noggin, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
Yes Officer...I did see the Speed Limit sign...I just didn't see YOU
100 Things a Girl Wants But Boys Dont Realise ;) <3 ...
Wenis
Lover of the day
If I Didn't Have Unlimited Texting....I'd Be Screwed..
"Become a Fan" has turned into "yep that applys to my life"
I want the "Become a Fan" button back.
Boys are automatically so much more attractive when they're funny.
"Liking" a page doesn't feel as satisfying as "Becoming a Fan"
The mini heart attack you get when you miss a step going down the stairs.
Telling a girl to relax/chill/calm down is NOT a good idea
Cleaning your room then getting distracted with something you find
Good bye Uggggs, Hello Flip Flops :)<3
No. Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.
Face Book Turns 30 Minutes of Homework Into 2 Hours of Homework
PetVille
Happy Aquarium
At night cant sleep, Morning cannot wake up.
Sarcasm Society
Roller Coaster Kingdom
RandomWord.net
www.hoopsandyoyo.com
Pet Society
That look you and your friend exchange when you see someone hot
♫ I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, FEELING LIKE...going back to sleep...
FarmVille Sheep
i still remember that first day we met
The Best Joke Ever!
Comebacks that make the whole room go "OOOOOHHHHHH"
Tyler Myers Is the Beast From The East
FarmVille Cows
I'm so tired but I want to stay up and talk to you :D
id rather fight with you everyday, then be happy with someone else <3
Making Fun of The Pictures of The Kids in Textbooks
Bubble Buddy
"No, they can't come over, this house is a mess!" "Mom, They Dont Care..."
Or you can ignore me... That's cool.
PANTS ON THE GROUND.
Speaking Out For Animals
I fake the dates on my papers so it doesnt look like i did it last minunte
100 things girls should know about guys
I'm The Girl. You're The Boy. You Text Me First Or We Don't Talk Today.
I hate it when my parents wont answer their phone but get mad when i dont!
No i have nothing to hide, I just like the door to be shut
I LOVE this song so... I'm going to listen to it 100 TIMES IN A ROW.
Smitty Werbenjeagermanjensen
Being Called By Your Last Name
Harry Potter Spells Game
Tyler Myers
Sarah Loud
I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On A Crunchy-Looking Leaf
All Cell Phones should be Waterproof!
Alan from "The Hangover"
The Screaming Chocolate Guy
The Word "Legit"
i like the smell of rain
Fresh Prince
Mafia Wars
Last Day of School
Dane Cook
Edward Cullen
Fred
Perry The Platypus
laughing
DORY
Dylan and Cole Sprouse
Reptar
Megan Fox
Apples to Apples
God
Adam Sandler
"& i was like.." "& she was like.." "& he was like...." "then i was like.."
iTEEN Buffalo
I don't care how old i am,I WANNA GO ON THAT BOUNCY CASTLE!!!
NO ONE'S LOOKING...DO IT NOW
My brain turns off after exams in June
"I should go to sleep.." "No, stay up to talk to me :)" "Well okay... (:" ♥
Laughing At That Part In The Movie That No One Else Thinks Is Funny
Saying "what if?" then going into a huge scenario that will never happen
Teachers call it Cheating, We call it Teamwork :)
Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you
sitting by a camp fire in the dead of summer in the middle of the night
When someone hurts themselves, you laugh, THEN ask if they're ok. :)
At Lasertron,I hate when losers keep shooting you when you can't shoot back
"Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm just tired." The perfect excuse.
Cracking your back on the chairs at school. =)
i hate acting like i dont care when it's actually tearing me up inside.
I hate gettin out of a hot shower, its like the north pole invaded my house
I bet the Buffalo Sabres can reach 1,000,000 before any other NHL Team
I <3 turtles
"like OMG I promise we're going to hang out soon!"...yeah. no we won't.
When someone says "You just made my day," it makes my day
I'm still curious about that pic of spongebob at that christmas party...
Zebra Gum Was My Childhood
I Hate Awkwardly Walking Past Someone In An Empty Hall At School
I miss playing with the parachute in gym class
"Mom, we're hanging out .. not having sex."
Summer Is Purely For Staying Out Late And Having A Good Time.
Music, by WhereThePartysAt.com
My door was closed when you came in, dont walk off and leave it open.
Realizing that the "Krusty Krab" is in "Bikini Bottom"
Saying the entire alphabet because you cant remember what letter comes next
i hate it when you make plans....get excited.....they never happen
I don't care if raw eggs make you sick I am still eating raw cookie dough
Cracking Your Neck, Elbows, Fingers, Ankles, Back, Rists, Ect.
I WANT MY 90'S NICKELODEON BACK
Yelling at inanimate objects
Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations
I am wearing headphones. Do not talk to me.
I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!
Hot Spot
That's What She Said
Will Smith
Laughing when someone falls
Yroswell
Summer Break!
I hate Creepers!
Laughing
Hugs
Transit Drive-in Theatre
I ♥ SLEEP
Dippin' Dots
The Joint at The Hard Rock Hotel
Animal Rights
No Justin Bieber you don't love that girl, you're 12.
Looking Down At Your Cell Phone To Avoid Someone Walking By
taylor lautner... just take off your shirt
I bet people from the USA can reach 1 million before UK do!
Calm down, it's just gym.
That mood where everything seems hysterically funny
Giving someone you hate a code name so you can talk about them freely
i REALLY shouldnt have told you that
Eeeew, I can't believe I used to like you! What was I thinking?
I screamed your name and you didnt hear me,thanks for making me look stupid
I grew up calling it "DUCK TAPE" not "DUCT TAPE" =)
I hate it when i get a text, but its not from the person i wanted.
You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
I was blown away when i realised the word ' OK ' is a side ways person.
The difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 ho's (:
I hate saying hi to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded...
Texting
Hey coach, how about you try running that much?
Everyone's house has a different smell. BUT I CANT SMELL MINE!!!!!!
waiting for your school on the cancellations list is intense.
No, it wasn't awkward until you said, "This is awkward." Now it's awkward.
I sleep less, i'm tired. I sleep more, im tired. What the hell?!
Thats Embarrassing...I Thought You Were Waving At Me
"why didnt you go to the bathroom before class? : BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE TO!"
Those who lived through the October Storm of Buffalo NY
I hate when people don't believe me when I AM ACTUALLY telling the truth
The kid who always yells in the middle of class, "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!"
realizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argue
I responded to your text in two seconds, stop taking two hours to answer.
You look at them, They look at you, You quickly look somewhere else..AKWARD
I Hate When I Wake Up And Realise My Dream Wasn't Real.
Saying "wow, you're cool!" sarcastically.
EITHER WALK FASTER OR GET THE HECK OUT OF MY WAY!!
Once I turn off all the lights in my basement i run the f**k out of there
Finding Money In Your Pocket
Random laughter when remembering something
F**king Hate Mosquitos
I HATe MOSQUITOES
I HATE DOUCHEBAGS
I Hate "Battery Low"
Randomely laughing because you remembered something funny.
Bounce Houses
Sour Gummy Worms
Laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe!
tubing (:
I HATE WAKING UP FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hand Sanitizer
I love staying up late!
Scaring people
Ace of Cakes
talk to you all night, die from lack of sleep next day..worth every minute
"Ok I'm going to go to bed early tonight!"......"Is it seriously 1 am now?"
I HATE 1 or 2 word text messages
I want to talk to you so bad, but then i feel like I´m annoying you
I panic when someone says to me 'I need to talk to you'.
Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00.
If Walt Disney watched the Disney channel right now, he would cry.
pants on the ground, pants on the ground!
Texts That Have You Smiling At Your Phone
9,999,999 fans and I will empty my bank to help Haiti
If I could punch you without getting in trouble, beleive me, i would
Dude stop, I need that, give it back. Dude, seriously, I need it. GIVE IT!
Faceboook is the biggest distraction.. ever.
I've lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries & 2 milleniums & I'm not even 20 yet!
I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you.
How did people waste time before the internet?
The more I think about it, the more it pisses me off
I have no idea what I want to do with my life XP
I get scared when someone says "Can i ask you something"
If the sour patch dude cut off my hair i would throw him across the room.
Actually staying loyal to your boyfriend/girlfriend .. <3
I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU.
i love when you text me first, cus then i know your thinking about me:)
Parents reading your texts is a violation of privacy.
That time of night when you're over tired, and EVERYTHING is hilarious! (:
I hate that mood where every little thing pisses you off.
Its not a man purse, its a satchel. Indiana Jones has one
I type L-O-L or L-M-A-O and i have a blank expression on my face
Trying to delete useless characters in a text to make it under 160.
What happened to all of the old Nickelodeon tv shows?
"OMG IT'S SNOWING!!" "yeah, you're from Buffalo, that tends to happen"
10 minutes no text back? Looks like Im going to sleep..OH NOW YOU ANSWER ME
Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasn't funny.
How did Mr. Krabs get a whale as a daughter?
I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!
Everytime someone says, "You're a Jerk" I say "I know."
I Love the Kid that makes the class fun by arguing with the teacher.
I've ran into a wall at least once in my life.
The 3 eyed monkey in the end of Jimmy Neutron That Said, "Hi Im Paul"
There's Something Wrong With Those Kids That Sprint To Their Next Class
Im Looking Foward To Summer 2O1O
I Didn't Trip, I Was Testing Gravity. It Still Works.
I hate when people volunteer to read in class... and cant read
I always go crazy looking for something and find it in my hand
"Once there was an ugly barnicle. He was so ugly that everyone died.
I put my i-pod on shuffle and then skip every song
I really don't get how spongebobb and patrickk light a fire underwater...
Dont ask me "Where i last had it" If i knew that it wouldnt be lost.
My mom told me to clean my room while she's gone. She's back. OH CRAP.
I HATE when you miss a call, call them back and THEY DONT ANSWER
Hi, I'm a Girl, I Ignore Decent Guys and Choose Scumbags Instead
lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground.
It was 7am, I blinked, and it was 9am
I hate stepping in something wet when i have socks on.
Awkward Eye Contact
Darien Lake Theme Park Resort
Just so YOU know, if I was to do what you're doing, you would get mad at me
Homework: Study for test. "YES! NO HOMEWORK!"
Say 'Alpha' and 'Q', repeat fast. join if you get it ;)
Teacher: "Don't pack up, It's rude." Students: *Pack up slowly & silently*
Ok, If we get caught here's the story...
OK youre how old? wanna stop mommy from running your life??????????!
Saying Huh? Then answering the question before they repeat it.
I over think things WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY too much
"OH, SO LET ME TELL YOU THIS STORY..." "Dude, I was there with you." "Oh."
Okay I joined your fan page, now where is the thing I joined to see?
Home alone+ Doorbell ringing= IM GOING TO DIE
guys who would rather just be cuddling with their girl then getting action
Laughing so hard you feel a six pack coming on
That bit of graffiti that makes you think, 'how did they get up there?'
Did you touch my drumset? nope. Why are you so sweaty? I was watching cops.
That one annoying person that always tries talking to you
Mon :[ Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :] Friday :D Sat (^.^ )Sun(-__-)
Worst way to ask a girl out in history
you're fake, you're stupid, and your voice annoys me.
I'm telling a story, wanna shut up?
When we used to call people and say "can you play?" instead of hangout
Its funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you've overslept..
Txting that ONE person all day and all night and never getting tired of it
Pulling on a car door until the person with the keys unlocks it.
One day, someone is going to punch you in the face........ and i will LAUGH
I use the word 'THINGY' when i forget what thats called.
I really wish i hadn't heard that, i would be so much happier not knowing
The "IDK anymore ... " mood is the worst feeling everrr
i want a long lasting relationship ♥
getting a message, and thinking "how do i reply to that "
When I'm alone in my house + hear a noise, I presume I'm going to be killed
If that one little thing never happened, we'd still be close.. <3 :(
Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?
Girl and guy sleepovers should be normal
You Smell Good. Hug Me.
meeting new people who you instantly get along with :)
"They're dating now?" "Yeah, it's Faceboook official"
There are 6,692,030,277 people on earth, i only want you though <3
"MA! They're sellin CHAWCLATE!!" "Whadda they sellin?!" "CHAWCLATE!!!!"
walking with your friend & randomly pushing them into someone/something .
"I hate you." "No you don't." "I know..."
DUDE! We almost died!!! Yea, but it was fun though!
I Feel Bad When I Fall Asleep Texting Someone Without Saying Goodnight
I hate being reminded of things I wish I didn't remember
The point when your so tired, everything is funny
Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall
i was holding it together fine, until you said "are you okay?"
For the amount I eat, I should be massive.
That one feeling where you don't know how you feel.
I was winning Mario Kart then found out I wasnt looking at the right screen
I change the date on my paper to make it seem like I did not procrastinate.
When you walk you try to take the same amount of steps in each cement box
oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
I will wake up on 12-21-2012 and say "Bring It!"
Skinny jeans aren't for everybody...
"What Does IDK Stand For" "I Don't Know" "OMG Nobody Knows"
Nothing to do so I think Ill eat everything in my house
I'm A Textaholic
Born in Buffalo
There's always that one irritating person who thinks that your their friend
"hey." hey. "sup?" nmu? "same." alright good talk.
I hate it when i'm taking a drink and all the ice attacks my face
i hate it when i wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee.
I used to play with Barbies as a little kid, Not Bratz.
Using your phone very strategically when it hits "Low Battery"
Reading someone's status and thinking 'oh shut the hell up'
Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you're thinking...
I dont care how old you are, if you dont respect me i'm not respecting you
*sitting in class* 1:30 *seems like 20 minutes pass* 1:33. WHAT!?
Water has a taste you can't explain
It only take's one person to ruin my mood.
When you hit your hip on a counter and you feel like you just got shot.
**Falls Over** Hahahahahahaha!!!!! .. Oh Wait Your Crying .. Are You Okay?
friendship isnt bout who youve known the longest, its who came & never left
We all have tried to balance the lightswitch between on and off.
Haha, you told my best friend and you thought she wouldn't tell me:).
You think I'm mean? If only you heard what I say in my head.
yes, let's blame me because it couldn't POSSIBLY be your fault.
The awkward things that teachers over hear us saying.
The Mini Spaz Attack When Your In Bed, Half Asleep And Imagine Your Falling
When i wake up in the middle of the night, i check my phone.
Wanna not say that in front of everyone? Kay, thanks.
love walking around at night in summer
Can you talk to me first sometimes? Otherwise I feel like I'm annoying you.
"OMG Did Yu Fall.?""No The Ground Just Came UP And SMACKED Me in The Face!"
guys who protect you because they care about you :)
I hate when i'm in someone's car, and i don't know how to open the door.
Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end
getting caught smiling like an idiot when you get a cute text..
betting on how long other peoples relationships will last.
The feeling you get when you know your screwed
i HAVE to pick up my phone , but you dont? THANKS MOM WHAT IF IM DYING?!?!
Saying "Or Not" When People Do the Complete Opposite of What You Just Said
your my bestfriend, and im here for you no matter what <3
I liked you. I loved you. I hated you. But I never forgot you <3
Getting home, looking in the mirror and realising how bad you looked...
Standing alone and awkwardly in public when you're waiting for a friend
jion if you can raed tihs whit no porlebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt. :)
Almost sneezing, making that face, not sneezing, and looking like an idiot
"I love you" doesnt mean the same thing as "I'm in love with you"
EXTREME ILLUMINATION AND SOUND-DJ XTC
Mom Im Not Asking For Your Permission Im Just Letting You Know What Im Doin
why do you make me choose? you know i suck at choosing
When I Push You Away.. Don't Leave.. Its Times Like That I Need You To Stay
I Hear A Song And Then Immediatly Have A Flashback About A Time In My Life
Boyfriend's Shouldn't Treat Their Girlfriend Like Crap
When I See The Other Person Is Typing, I Delete Everything I Was Typing
BURSTING OUT LAUGHING AND NOT BEING ABLE TO STOP AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME
I'm not a stalker, it was on my homepage
Unlimited Texting
Cash
BlueDoor Entertainment
I HATE running out of hot water in the middle of a shower!
Not being on fire
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL!!!
Freecreditscore.com
I'm telling you because i care , not because i want to start a fight .
I Have Died Over 147 Times for Not Having Forwarded Those Chain E-mails
5 Gum
Cesar Canine Cuisine
I Hate When One String of My Hoodie Becomes Longer Than the Other.
When my phone vibrates I shout 'I'M VIBRATING!'
Dude, calm down its gym class...
I hate when I'm sharing a bed with someone and they steal all the covers.
I need a Massage!!!
RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
Wi.U
Little Debbie
TRIPSwithPETS.com - Pet Friendly Hotels & Travel
DQ Blizzard
HERSHEY'S
I Hate Getting Texts That Only Say "k"
Dislike Button
iTunes
I really hate slow computers
Saying "Pop" instead of "Soda"
Texting
I say "Pop", not "Soda"
Spinny Chairs
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
I Love Cookie Dough
Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies
Glow sticks
The Weekend
Vitaminwater
Ice Crеam
Pizza
Cookie Dough
Walking the Wrong Way on Escalators
M&M's U.S.A
bubblewrap
JCPenney
Starbucks
Uglies, Pretties, Specials, Extras
SUBWAY
Dairy Queen
Glowsticks
That time of year when caring about school just goes downhill.
Its a flood! "dont worry i have a shamwow"
I will never outgrow fruit roll-ups or fruit snacks!
Going though ur phone re-reading old texts tht made you smile :)
That moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?
At hotels I try to guess which elevator door will open first
As a Kid I Used to Jump From Couch to Couch To Avoid the Lava & Quicksand"
Why can I do it PERFECTLY, until I go to show someone?
Frozen Computer...maybe if I click EVERYWHERE it will start working again..
That mood when you just dont feel like texting anyone back...
I dont hang my feet off the end of the bed cause Im afraid theyll get eaten
I redo high fives if they weren't good enough the first time
That awkward distance when you dont kno if u should hold the door or not...
Hey, I actually look pretty right now...at home, alone, with nowhere to be.
"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed"
It's not illegal, it's just highly frowned upon
instant smile when the person you wanted to text you, texts you.
The hoody and shorts combo
I have to put my cereal in the bowl before the milk, it's the law of food.
There's nothing more attractive than a guy that smells REALLY good.
Hate it when your seat belt locks and you cant move at all.
Couples Place by K-Y Brand
Thinking there is an extra stair, and almost trip because you try to use it
I was excited until your reply was "thats cool".
Check to see if you got a text message, put the phone down, then it comes
Hates it when people think you like someone, when clearly you don't.
My earphones must be untangled before I can listen to any music
Screaming at characters in movies to do things
Trying to sing song when you have no clue what the lyrics are
Walt Disney World
Oreo
Frightworld America's Screampark
I ♥ SLEEP
Phonezoo
Eating Whipped Cream Straight From The Can
Buffalo Sabres
We Need A Sarcasm Font
SuperPoke! Pets
Corning Museum of Glass
Roller Coasters
saying "IDK" to someone, when you do know but your too lazy to answer
Knocking something over, catching it, and being amazed at your own reflexes...
Laughing so hard no sound is coming out & you can't breathe.
looking at a test and thinking, "when did we learn this?"
reading a status and going 'HA, i know exactly who thats about'
Become A Fan If You Know Somebody That Needs A Good Punch In The Face.
When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply.
texting with cold hands is like typing in slow motion
I'm so ready for those long summer nights :)
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else....
Yelling At A Video Game When You Get Killed
20 things a guy should never say to a girl
shut up and kiss me ♥
"Wanna hang out?" "sure, what are we doing?" "I don't know"
I Hate When I Get In One Little Fight and Have To Move To Bel-Air.
when you realize you over slept you jump off the bed like a ninja
FishVille
"What do you think I am, made of money?" "Isn't that what MOM stands for?"
Kicking a stone along a street, then going out of your way to kick it again
I hate it when your trying to be serious, but then you accidently smile :)
If you've ever blown water out of a pool noodle-at someone
"Can i go to the bathroom?" "Idk, can you?" What the hell, just let me pee.
That heart sinking feeling u get when u read something u didnt want to know
Fish are friends, not food.
With a smile like yours, how can I not smile back? :) <3
Getting on your tippy-toes to hug or kiss someone much taller than you <3
The Nerd Who Runs In The Hallway
Hi, I'm a person, not a game. So don't play me.
Without music, car rides would be awkward
Dragging Your Blanket Around The House With You Becuase You're ColdShow all (702)
money doesnt buy happiness but id rather cry in my ferrari.
Cinemax
Olive Garden Bread Sticks
Being so bored in class,that you trace the staple at the corner of ur paper
Reese's
Facebookaholics Anonymous
FML
When i was your age i lost a tooth, Not my virginty..
"Mom, mom, mommy, ma, mom, mom, ma, ma, mommy, mommy... WHAT!!... hi!
Frontierville Cheats
CrowdStar
I Like Taylor Lautner
Ill do it tomarrow-I have a week left-When is it due? Tomarrow. WTH?
Target, Subway
mom,
mom,
mommy,
mommy,
momma,
momma,
mom,
mom,
mom,
WHAT!
HI...
Tim Hortons
PIZZA
Farmville Freak
Crepes alla Nutella
Mafia wars socialites
Redbox
FrontierVille
Happy Pets
Hey can i ask you a question..."you just did"
When an actor/actress cant fake cry
its the great big book of everything with everything inside.....
A part of me died when I found out there were no lepricorns at the end of rainbows
when your sad you listen to sad songs or read sad things
when you used to feel scared when your parents counted to 3
laughing out loud hysterically after "liking" a page while reading it out loud to someone who dosnt care !
it's all good, i grew up communicating through horrible grammar on the internet
the BEST midnight snack in the WORLD!!!.... a bowl of cereal!! =D
THIS WOMAN IS TOO DUMB FOR POSTING THIS ON HER WALL
wanting to hate someone but your heart tells you no.... :(
Do you have a heart? Because I can't tell when you play around with my feelings.
like this, and this....oh not that...like this lmao i like that toooo (:
Texting in school when the teacher isnt looking
OMFG!!!! If you want to chat with me, you better freaking talk to me!!!!!
*glass half full*
instead of trying to catch the thing i drop i step back and scream
mom can i get this? "no, blah blah blah blah blah." okay i asked a you question not a lecture.
So tell me what hurts more ? Thinking you should hate him . Or KNOWING you dont ?
Yes, I'm a teenager & I'm making it my priority to see Toy Story 3!
Top 11 Secrets Men Don't Know About Women!
Join if u have stayed up past 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 in the morning
IF WE GET 100K "LIKES", SKITTLES WILL HELP SEND A GUY THROUGH BOWLING COLLEGE
Vampire Wars
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my gosh.
AllPosters.com
He broke her heart. She broke his Xbox. Who cried harder??
AXE
When teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life
You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
Giving your friend that look when someone you dont like walks into the room
You walk right past me, glance at me, why don't you just say hi.
JOIN ONLY if you were born in 1990-1991-1992-1993-1994-1995-1996-1997
I challenge u to stay 2 min. on the page without laughing
"I'm sorry!" "STOP SAYING SORRY!" "Okay...Sorry."
I will never cheat in a Relationship
CharlesTrippy
Debbie from the Amanda Show "I Like Eggs"
"Love You", "I Love You", and "Im In Love With You" are 3 different things
popping Bubblewrap
The spaz attack when you're half asleep, and you feel like you're falling.
Stop buying god damn smartboards and get air conditioning !!!
If 500,000 People "like" This Page, I Will Name My Kid Spongebob
That one person you feel like you NEED to talk to everyday.
Feeling uncomfortable when the tv volume is on an odd number
Hi, I'm a spider, & I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
We all have that friend...who thinks they're black
Dude, if you tickle me, Im not responsible for your injuries after, okay?
If a girl says "Don't worry about it," you better worry about it.
"So.... guess who texted me.."
_____________/\_______________\o/____ "HELP SHARK!!"____
If you actually missed me you'd make an attempt to talk to me.
Typing what you Really Want to say, than deleting it
I struggle with opening a bag, even when it says "TEAR HERE" right there!
"Hi!" " No. I dont like you. Go away."
If only you knew.. how much i truly want to be with you
Saying goodbye to your pet when you leave the house
WHEN YOUR ANGRY YOUR TEXTING SPEED INCREASES BY A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT
Im Naked and Texting You But You Don't Know It
one thing every girl understands: "check me" "you're good"
I can't just push the crosswalk button once. I need to push it like 6 times
I'd die without you.... LOL jk, I have several Horcruxes.
Getting double-bounced on the trampoline, and your legs collapse.
Lunette and molly, a clown and her dolly, on the big comfy couch ♥
Awkward Eye Contact With Attractive People
That awkward moment when you don't know when to let go of the hug
"Ok mom i'll do it right now" 2 minutes later"Wait what did you tell me to do?"
I bet people walk by my table at lunch and wonder, "what are they doing?"
No, I didn't stalk you. It was on my news feed. Get over yourself.
2 most said things in school, "I'm tired." and "Can I have a piece of gum?"
Top 10 Worst Things You Can Say on a First Date
I overthink things and over analyze and get paranoid.
I hate seeing people flirt with the person I like
I'm PROUD 2 say: I DON"T SMOKE!
25 things about F A C E B O O K
Garden Life
ACHMED!! .. STOP TOUCHING MEE!! .. I KILL YOOOOU
Let me know how that works out for ya
its not the goodbye that hurts, its the flashbacks that follow
The urge to smile when someone is yelling at you
Having secret nicknames for people you hate.
Ima kill this bug... HOLY SHIT IT FLIES!!
You probably get this a lot but....Is this the real ceasar's palace?
MindJolt Games
Our School Needs Air Conditioning
Everyone has a crazy,shy,slutty,artistic,troublemaker,pothead friend
Kids Bop NEEDS TO END
no, i forgave you. we just will never be the same again..
I'm Not Cranky, You're Annoying.
"Do it, you won't."
No microsoft word, i am pretty sure i know how to spell my name
The impossibility of removing skinny jeans sexily.
remember when all anyone cared about was A.I.M. profiles
Completely bullshitting your way through an english essay
I hate it when your all excited for something & then it gets cancelled.
Your not sorry, Your sorry I found out.
being a sarcastic little fuck.
When your fortune cookie knows what's up.
Getting nervous when someone says "i have something to tell you"
Middle Of The Night Adventures With Your Best Friend.
Buffalo Bucket List
What do you call a man who joins pages about girls making sandwiches? Single.
I always wondered who would cry if i died.
I BET I CAN FIND 1 MILLION FANS WHO WANT PACMAN BACK AS THE GOOGLE LOGO!
"Dude we could've died!" "I know wasn't that awesome!"
Buffalo Bandits
The Twilight Saga
Being so tired , that you dont even know what your talking about.
I TRY SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH WHEN IM GETTING IN TROUBLE!
I Played PacMan on Google on 21/05/2010
Nah, don't worry about me, It's not like I had my hopes up or anything.
Laughing uncontrollably with your best friend over something stupid. (:
I Love Laughing
Saying "Really" when something pisses you off
Sshhh. They're Arguing. I Wanna Listen :)
When I Graduate I Won't Ever See You Again , CAN NOT WAIT
I Wumbo, you Wumbo, He, She, We, Wumbo
summer nights when you can stay outside and chill as long as you want
You have no idea how much I think about you...
study..study ... stud .... sta..ah ..... staf .... stafay ... fay ... face ..facebook :D
Summer. No school, no drama, no crap. I can see it already. :)
Trying not to fall asleep because you're waiting for a text
Say this fast [ I, 1, 2, 1/2 6] Join if you get it ;)
"A, B, C, or D?" "Well i haven't had a B for like 4 questions so I'll choose that"
"Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice."
99 ways to start a conversation with someone you like ♥♥
Teacher: "Okay class, fold your paper" Student: "HOTDOG OR HAMBURGER?"
Come here. Why? Just come here. No your gonna hit me. :)
hearing something that kils you inside and having to act like you dont care
Trying not to cough, when you're in a room full of silent people :/
Biggest iPhone Giveaway
I hate randomly feeling depressed and having no idea what's wrong.
p30pl3 VVh0 r1t3 l1k3 d1$. Go die
That Kid Everyone Calls By Their Last Name
Cigarettes are disgusting.
That awkward moment when someone says "You two should go out!"
I miss when the last day of school was parties, not finals
" Yea, I saw it on Faceboook."
Getting Teachers To Tell Stories Until Class Is Over
No!! No!!! NO!!! NO!!!! "Message Sent" ... Oh God..
i have pushed a door that said pull
I like your makeup...LOL JK, it looks like you got gangbanged by Crayola.
"Are you okay?" "Yeah...Just tired." The biggest lie in history.
i hate when you have a perfect day, but then one thing ruins it all
PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
if i had a car, ALL my problems would be solved
FX Buffalo - The Ultimate High School Party!
"Dude!!!! we have a sub!!!!" "yesssssssssss!"
Being SO comfortable with someone that you can do anything around them
alright, calm down its gym class, not the olympics...
Sports on Facebook
Sporcle
Fashion Wars
My school is a joke
It's time men get their asses in the damn kitchen.
New York, the only state that can experience all 4 seasons in 1 week.
If you like me, say so. If you don't, stop acting like you do! (:
Calm down mrs. ghetto fabulous i barly bumped into you
"Remember that time when you-" . NOT in front of my parent dumbass
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
HE TOUCHED THE BUTT!
Is this the Krusty Krab? NO, THIS IS PATRICK.
Trying to convince yourself that it doesn't matter or bother you.
that was funny, but I don't like you, so i'm not going to laugh.
The guy who pronounces Diabetes...Diabeetus.
I laugh at GUYS who work at Subway because they have to make me a sandwich.
Sometimes its easier to pretend your happy rather than explain why your not
I Hate How Hard It Is To Get Out Of A Pullover Hoodie.
I Hate When I Get Crumbs In My Bra.
your about as pointless as the white crayon.
The Episode of Drake And Josh When Crazy Steve Yells At Dora
The worst feeling ever is feeling like you missed your chance
"I got the 64 pack of crayons!" "NO WAY! WITH THE BUILT IN SHARPENER?!" :O
Bring back Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, Hey Arnold, Rocket Power & CatDog
I say I'm fine when I'm really not.
Saying "It's whatever" when you know it's killing you deep down.
"Wanna go?" "Yeah" Nobody moves..
I use my bra when I don't have pockets :)
"Your giving me attitude" Well yeah, you pissed me off.
Join If You Miss,Love,Like,Hate or Cant Stand Somebody Right Now.
mom (4 missed calls) oh man im in deep shit....
I want to trust you. But i dont. Because i know better.
AHHHHH!! I BURNT MY HAND!!...... at night (:
POOP - People Order Our Patties
Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me
Join if this picture ruined the lion king for you
The 100% most GENIUS reply to a threatening FORMSPRING question!
Williamsville North High School
If a guy cries over a girl he must really love her
"you're Late"!!!. "Well your lucky im even here so shut up and teach"
looking at a test and being like fuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkk
That .1% of germs that nothing can kill
Nutella
Top 10 Places To Have Sex Before You Die
"You never text me anymore." "You know phones works both ways right?"
Thank you music, for being there when no one else was.
I really shouldn't have said that...but you pissed me off
Music Pets
Boys who stick up for girls are the best :)
i ALWAYS have to pee when im hiding .
Apparently, legitimaly proving your parents wrong, is...disrespectful?
Meeting someone in the weirdest way, then they are a huge part of your life
365 Things to do in Buffalo
Sweet Melody's
I love sleeping in, but I hate feeling like I just wasted my day.
If u put ur hand over my mouth. I swear, I will lick u.
Being Texted First
10 Things He's Thinking on the First Date
if i text a person in the same room as me, i stare at them 'til they get it
P-P-Platypus
The question game you play with someone you first start talking to.
School Needs To Just Be Over
The 10 Lies Girls Tell Guys All The Time! (Including Explanations)
I dont want to go to school tomorrow
Pretending to text when your really taking a picture of someone..
My level of maturity changes depending on who im with.
If formspring ever revealed all the annoynymous people, the world would end
Perry the Platapus
fin, noggin, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
Yes Officer...I did see the Speed Limit sign...I just didn't see YOU
100 Things a Girl Wants But Boys Dont Realise ;) <3 ...
Wenis
Lover of the day
If I Didn't Have Unlimited Texting....I'd Be Screwed..
"Become a Fan" has turned into "yep that applys to my life"
I want the "Become a Fan" button back.
Boys are automatically so much more attractive when they're funny.
"Liking" a page doesn't feel as satisfying as "Becoming a Fan"
The mini heart attack you get when you miss a step going down the stairs.
Telling a girl to relax/chill/calm down is NOT a good idea
Cleaning your room then getting distracted with something you find
Good bye Uggggs, Hello Flip Flops :)<3
No. Your Wrong. So just sit there in your wrongness and be wrong.
Face Book Turns 30 Minutes of Homework Into 2 Hours of Homework
PetVille
Happy Aquarium
At night cant sleep, Morning cannot wake up.
Sarcasm Society
Roller Coaster Kingdom
RandomWord.net
www.hoopsandyoyo.com
Pet Society
That look you and your friend exchange when you see someone hot
♫ I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, FEELING LIKE...going back to sleep...
FarmVille Sheep
i still remember that first day we met
The Best Joke Ever!
Comebacks that make the whole room go "OOOOOHHHHHH"
Tyler Myers Is the Beast From The East
FarmVille Cows
I'm so tired but I want to stay up and talk to you :D
id rather fight with you everyday, then be happy with someone else <3
Making Fun of The Pictures of The Kids in Textbooks
Bubble Buddy
"No, they can't come over, this house is a mess!" "Mom, They Dont Care..."
Or you can ignore me... That's cool.
PANTS ON THE GROUND.
Speaking Out For Animals
I fake the dates on my papers so it doesnt look like i did it last minunte
100 things girls should know about guys
I'm The Girl. You're The Boy. You Text Me First Or We Don't Talk Today.
I hate it when my parents wont answer their phone but get mad when i dont!
No i have nothing to hide, I just like the door to be shut
I LOVE this song so... I'm going to listen to it 100 TIMES IN A ROW.
Smitty Werbenjeagermanjensen
Being Called By Your Last Name
Harry Potter Spells Game
Tyler Myers
Sarah Loud
I Will Go Slightly Out of My Way To Step On A Crunchy-Looking Leaf
All Cell Phones should be Waterproof!
Alan from "The Hangover"
The Screaming Chocolate Guy
The Word "Legit"
i like the smell of rain
Fresh Prince
Mafia Wars
Last Day of School
Dane Cook
Edward Cullen
Fred
Perry The Platypus
laughing
DORY
Dylan and Cole Sprouse
Reptar
Megan Fox
Apples to Apples
God
Adam Sandler
"& i was like.." "& she was like.." "& he was like...." "then i was like.."
iTEEN Buffalo
I don't care how old i am,I WANNA GO ON THAT BOUNCY CASTLE!!!
NO ONE'S LOOKING...DO IT NOW
My brain turns off after exams in June
"I should go to sleep.." "No, stay up to talk to me :)" "Well okay... (:" ♥
Laughing At That Part In The Movie That No One Else Thinks Is Funny
Saying "what if?" then going into a huge scenario that will never happen
Teachers call it Cheating, We call it Teamwork :)
Edward Cullen is a fictional character and he will never love you
sitting by a camp fire in the dead of summer in the middle of the night
When someone hurts themselves, you laugh, THEN ask if they're ok. :)
At Lasertron,I hate when losers keep shooting you when you can't shoot back
"Are you okay?" "Yeah, I'm just tired." The perfect excuse.
Cracking your back on the chairs at school. =)
i hate acting like i dont care when it's actually tearing me up inside.
I hate gettin out of a hot shower, its like the north pole invaded my house
I bet the Buffalo Sabres can reach 1,000,000 before any other NHL Team
I <3 turtles
"like OMG I promise we're going to hang out soon!"...yeah. no we won't.
When someone says "You just made my day," it makes my day
I'm still curious about that pic of spongebob at that christmas party...
Zebra Gum Was My Childhood
I Hate Awkwardly Walking Past Someone In An Empty Hall At School
I miss playing with the parachute in gym class
"Mom, we're hanging out .. not having sex."
Summer Is Purely For Staying Out Late And Having A Good Time.
Music, by WhereThePartysAt.com
My door was closed when you came in, dont walk off and leave it open.
Realizing that the "Krusty Krab" is in "Bikini Bottom"
Saying the entire alphabet because you cant remember what letter comes next
i hate it when you make plans....get excited.....they never happen
I don't care if raw eggs make you sick I am still eating raw cookie dough
Cracking Your Neck, Elbows, Fingers, Ankles, Back, Rists, Ect.
I WANT MY 90'S NICKELODEON BACK
Yelling at inanimate objects
Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations
I am wearing headphones. Do not talk to me.
I hate waking up during a good dream and it won't come back!
Hot Spot
That's What She Said
Will Smith
Laughing when someone falls
Yroswell
Summer Break!
I hate Creepers!
Laughing
Hugs
Transit Drive-in Theatre
I ♥ SLEEP
Dippin' Dots
The Joint at The Hard Rock Hotel
Animal Rights
No Justin Bieber you don't love that girl, you're 12.
Looking Down At Your Cell Phone To Avoid Someone Walking By
taylor lautner... just take off your shirt
I bet people from the USA can reach 1 million before UK do!
Calm down, it's just gym.
That mood where everything seems hysterically funny
Giving someone you hate a code name so you can talk about them freely
i REALLY shouldnt have told you that
Eeeew, I can't believe I used to like you! What was I thinking?
I screamed your name and you didnt hear me,thanks for making me look stupid
I grew up calling it "DUCK TAPE" not "DUCT TAPE" =)
I hate it when i get a text, but its not from the person i wanted.
You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
I was blown away when i realised the word ' OK ' is a side ways person.
The difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 ho's (:
I hate saying hi to people and they don't see you and you feel retarded...
Texting
Hey coach, how about you try running that much?
Everyone's house has a different smell. BUT I CANT SMELL MINE!!!!!!
waiting for your school on the cancellations list is intense.
No, it wasn't awkward until you said, "This is awkward." Now it's awkward.
I sleep less, i'm tired. I sleep more, im tired. What the hell?!
Thats Embarrassing...I Thought You Were Waving At Me
"why didnt you go to the bathroom before class? : BECAUSE I DIDNT HAVE TO!"
Those who lived through the October Storm of Buffalo NY
I hate when people don't believe me when I AM ACTUALLY telling the truth
The kid who always yells in the middle of class, "OMG IT'S SNOWING!!!!!!"
realizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but continuing to argue
I responded to your text in two seconds, stop taking two hours to answer.
You look at them, They look at you, You quickly look somewhere else..AKWARD
I Hate When I Wake Up And Realise My Dream Wasn't Real.
Saying "wow, you're cool!" sarcastically.
EITHER WALK FASTER OR GET THE HECK OUT OF MY WAY!!
Once I turn off all the lights in my basement i run the f**k out of there
Finding Money In Your Pocket
Random laughter when remembering something
F**king Hate Mosquitos
I HATe MOSQUITOES
I HATE DOUCHEBAGS
I Hate "Battery Low"
Randomely laughing because you remembered something funny.
Bounce Houses
Sour Gummy Worms
Laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe!
tubing (:
I HATE WAKING UP FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hand Sanitizer
I love staying up late!
Scaring people
Ace of Cakes
talk to you all night, die from lack of sleep next day..worth every minute
"Ok I'm going to go to bed early tonight!"......"Is it seriously 1 am now?"
I HATE 1 or 2 word text messages
I want to talk to you so bad, but then i feel like I´m annoying you
I panic when someone says to me 'I need to talk to you'.
Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00.
If Walt Disney watched the Disney channel right now, he would cry.
pants on the ground, pants on the ground!
Texts That Have You Smiling At Your Phone
9,999,999 fans and I will empty my bank to help Haiti
If I could punch you without getting in trouble, beleive me, i would
Dude stop, I need that, give it back. Dude, seriously, I need it. GIVE IT!
Faceboook is the biggest distraction.. ever.
I've lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries & 2 milleniums & I'm not even 20 yet!
I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, i just want to see you.
How did people waste time before the internet?
The more I think about it, the more it pisses me off
I have no idea what I want to do with my life XP
I get scared when someone says "Can i ask you something"
If the sour patch dude cut off my hair i would throw him across the room.
Actually staying loyal to your boyfriend/girlfriend .. <3
I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU.
i love when you text me first, cus then i know your thinking about me:)
Parents reading your texts is a violation of privacy.
That time of night when you're over tired, and EVERYTHING is hilarious! (:
I hate that mood where every little thing pisses you off.
Its not a man purse, its a satchel. Indiana Jones has one
I type L-O-L or L-M-A-O and i have a blank expression on my face
Trying to delete useless characters in a text to make it under 160.
What happened to all of the old Nickelodeon tv shows?
"OMG IT'S SNOWING!!" "yeah, you're from Buffalo, that tends to happen"
10 minutes no text back? Looks like Im going to sleep..OH NOW YOU ANSWER ME
Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasn't funny.
How did Mr. Krabs get a whale as a daughter?
I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. 2012, Here I Come!
Everytime someone says, "You're a Jerk" I say "I know."
I Love the Kid that makes the class fun by arguing with the teacher.
I've ran into a wall at least once in my life.
The 3 eyed monkey in the end of Jimmy Neutron That Said, "Hi Im Paul"
There's Something Wrong With Those Kids That Sprint To Their Next Class
Im Looking Foward To Summer 2O1O
I Didn't Trip, I Was Testing Gravity. It Still Works.
I hate when people volunteer to read in class... and cant read
I always go crazy looking for something and find it in my hand
"Once there was an ugly barnicle. He was so ugly that everyone died.
I put my i-pod on shuffle and then skip every song
I really don't get how spongebobb and patrickk light a fire underwater...
Dont ask me "Where i last had it" If i knew that it wouldnt be lost.
My mom told me to clean my room while she's gone. She's back. OH CRAP.
I HATE when you miss a call, call them back and THEY DONT ANSWER
Hi, I'm a Girl, I Ignore Decent Guys and Choose Scumbags Instead
lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground.
It was 7am, I blinked, and it was 9am
I hate stepping in something wet when i have socks on.
Awkward Eye Contact
Darien Lake Theme Park Resort
Just so YOU know, if I was to do what you're doing, you would get mad at me
Homework: Study for test. "YES! NO HOMEWORK!"
Say 'Alpha' and 'Q', repeat fast. join if you get it ;)
Teacher: "Don't pack up, It's rude." Students: *Pack up slowly & silently*
Ok, If we get caught here's the story...
OK youre how old? wanna stop mommy from running your life??????????!
Saying Huh? Then answering the question before they repeat it.
I over think things WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY too much
"OH, SO LET ME TELL YOU THIS STORY..." "Dude, I was there with you." "Oh."
Okay I joined your fan page, now where is the thing I joined to see?
Home alone+ Doorbell ringing= IM GOING TO DIE
guys who would rather just be cuddling with their girl then getting action
Laughing so hard you feel a six pack coming on
That bit of graffiti that makes you think, 'how did they get up there?'
Did you touch my drumset? nope. Why are you so sweaty? I was watching cops.
That one annoying person that always tries talking to you
Mon :[ Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :] Friday :D Sat (^.^ )Sun(-__-)
Worst way to ask a girl out in history
you're fake, you're stupid, and your voice annoys me.
I'm telling a story, wanna shut up?
When we used to call people and say "can you play?" instead of hangout
Its funny how fast you can wake up when you realize you've overslept..
Txting that ONE person all day and all night and never getting tired of it
Pulling on a car door until the person with the keys unlocks it.
One day, someone is going to punch you in the face........ and i will LAUGH
I use the word 'THINGY' when i forget what thats called.
I really wish i hadn't heard that, i would be so much happier not knowing
The "IDK anymore ... " mood is the worst feeling everrr
i want a long lasting relationship ♥
getting a message, and thinking "how do i reply to that "
When I'm alone in my house + hear a noise, I presume I'm going to be killed
If that one little thing never happened, we'd still be close.. <3 :(
Why do we have to be quiet during a fire drill? Will the fire hear us?
Girl and guy sleepovers should be normal
You Smell Good. Hug Me.
meeting new people who you instantly get along with :)
"They're dating now?" "Yeah, it's Faceboook official"
There are 6,692,030,277 people on earth, i only want you though <3
"MA! They're sellin CHAWCLATE!!" "Whadda they sellin?!" "CHAWCLATE!!!!"
walking with your friend & randomly pushing them into someone/something .
"I hate you." "No you don't." "I know..."
DUDE! We almost died!!! Yea, but it was fun though!
I Feel Bad When I Fall Asleep Texting Someone Without Saying Goodnight
I hate being reminded of things I wish I didn't remember
The point when your so tired, everything is funny
Telling inanimate objects to STAY when they look like they're going to fall
i was holding it together fine, until you said "are you okay?"
For the amount I eat, I should be massive.
That one feeling where you don't know how you feel.
I was winning Mario Kart then found out I wasnt looking at the right screen
I change the date on my paper to make it seem like I did not procrastinate.
When you walk you try to take the same amount of steps in each cement box
oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
I will wake up on 12-21-2012 and say "Bring It!"
Skinny jeans aren't for everybody...
"What Does IDK Stand For" "I Don't Know" "OMG Nobody Knows"
Nothing to do so I think Ill eat everything in my house
I'm A Textaholic
Born in Buffalo
There's always that one irritating person who thinks that your their friend
"hey." hey. "sup?" nmu? "same." alright good talk.
I hate it when i'm taking a drink and all the ice attacks my face
i hate it when i wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee.
I used to play with Barbies as a little kid, Not Bratz.
Using your phone very strategically when it hits "Low Battery"
Reading someone's status and thinking 'oh shut the hell up'
Imagine how bad it would be if everyone could hear what you're thinking...
I dont care how old you are, if you dont respect me i'm not respecting you
*sitting in class* 1:30 *seems like 20 minutes pass* 1:33. WHAT!?
Water has a taste you can't explain
It only take's one person to ruin my mood.
When you hit your hip on a counter and you feel like you just got shot.
**Falls Over** Hahahahahahaha!!!!! .. Oh Wait Your Crying .. Are You Okay?
friendship isnt bout who youve known the longest, its who came & never left
We all have tried to balance the lightswitch between on and off.
Haha, you told my best friend and you thought she wouldn't tell me:).
You think I'm mean? If only you heard what I say in my head.
yes, let's blame me because it couldn't POSSIBLY be your fault.
The awkward things that teachers over hear us saying.
The Mini Spaz Attack When Your In Bed, Half Asleep And Imagine Your Falling
When i wake up in the middle of the night, i check my phone.
Wanna not say that in front of everyone? Kay, thanks.
love walking around at night in summer
Can you talk to me first sometimes? Otherwise I feel like I'm annoying you.
"OMG Did Yu Fall.?""No The Ground Just Came UP And SMACKED Me in The Face!"
guys who protect you because they care about you :)
I hate when i'm in someone's car, and i don't know how to open the door.
Not knowing what to text back, but not wanting the conversation to end
getting caught smiling like an idiot when you get a cute text..
betting on how long other peoples relationships will last.
The feeling you get when you know your screwed
i HAVE to pick up my phone , but you dont? THANKS MOM WHAT IF IM DYING?!?!
Saying "Or Not" When People Do the Complete Opposite of What You Just Said
your my bestfriend, and im here for you no matter what <3
I liked you. I loved you. I hated you. But I never forgot you <3
Getting home, looking in the mirror and realising how bad you looked...
Standing alone and awkwardly in public when you're waiting for a friend
jion if you can raed tihs whit no porlebm baecuas yuor jsut taht sarmt. :)
Almost sneezing, making that face, not sneezing, and looking like an idiot
"I love you" doesnt mean the same thing as "I'm in love with you"
EXTREME ILLUMINATION AND SOUND-DJ XTC
Mom Im Not Asking For Your Permission Im Just Letting You Know What Im Doin
why do you make me choose? you know i suck at choosing
When I Push You Away.. Don't Leave.. Its Times Like That I Need You To Stay
I Hear A Song And Then Immediatly Have A Flashback About A Time In My Life
Boyfriend's Shouldn't Treat Their Girlfriend Like Crap
When I See The Other Person Is Typing, I Delete Everything I Was Typing
BURSTING OUT LAUGHING AND NOT BEING ABLE TO STOP AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME
I'm not a stalker, it was on my homepage
Unlimited Texting
Cash
BlueDoor Entertainment
I HATE running out of hot water in the middle of a shower!
Not being on fire
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL!!!
Freecreditscore.com
I'm telling you because i care , not because i want to start a fight .
I Have Died Over 147 Times for Not Having Forwarded Those Chain E-mails
5 Gum
Cesar Canine Cuisine
I Hate When One String of My Hoodie Becomes Longer Than the Other.
When my phone vibrates I shout 'I'M VIBRATING!'
Dude, calm down its gym class...
I hate when I'm sharing a bed with someone and they steal all the covers.
I need a Massage!!!
RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA
Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud
Wi.U
Little Debbie
TRIPSwithPETS.com - Pet Friendly Hotels & Travel
DQ Blizzard
HERSHEY'S
I Hate Getting Texts That Only Say "k"
Dislike Button
iTunes
I really hate slow computers
Saying "Pop" instead of "Soda"
Texting
I say "Pop", not "Soda"
Spinny Chairs
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
I Love Cookie Dough
Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies
Glow sticks
The Weekend
Vitaminwater
Ice Crеam
Pizza
Cookie Dough
Walking the Wrong Way on Escalators
M&M's U.S.A
bubblewrap
JCPenney
Starbucks
Uglies, Pretties, Specials, Extras
SUBWAY
Dairy Queen
Glowsticks
That time of year when caring about school just goes downhill.
Its a flood! "dont worry i have a shamwow"
I will never outgrow fruit roll-ups or fruit snacks!
Going though ur phone re-reading old texts tht made you smile :)
That moment when you think to yourself, why did I just say that?
At hotels I try to guess which elevator door will open first
As a Kid I Used to Jump From Couch to Couch To Avoid the Lava & Quicksand"
Why can I do it PERFECTLY, until I go to show someone?
Frozen Computer...maybe if I click EVERYWHERE it will start working again..
That mood when you just dont feel like texting anyone back...
I dont hang my feet off the end of the bed cause Im afraid theyll get eaten
I redo high fives if they weren't good enough the first time
That awkward distance when you dont kno if u should hold the door or not...
Hey, I actually look pretty right now...at home, alone, with nowhere to be.
"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed"
It's not illegal, it's just highly frowned upon
instant smile when the person you wanted to text you, texts you.
The hoody and shorts combo
I have to put my cereal in the bowl before the milk, it's the law of food.
There's nothing more attractive than a guy that smells REALLY good.
Hate it when your seat belt locks and you cant move at all.
Couples Place by K-Y Brand
Thinking there is an extra stair, and almost trip because you try to use it
I was excited until your reply was "thats cool".
Check to see if you got a text message, put the phone down, then it comes
Hates it when people think you like someone, when clearly you don't.
My earphones must be untangled before I can listen to any music
Screaming at characters in movies to do things
Trying to sing song when you have no clue what the lyrics are
Walt Disney World
Oreo
Frightworld America's Screampark
I ♥ SLEEP
Phonezoo
Eating Whipped Cream Straight From The Can
Buffalo Sabres
We Need A Sarcasm Font
SuperPoke! Pets
Corning Museum of Glass
Roller Coasters
saying "IDK" to someone, when you do know but your too lazy to answer
Knocking something over, catching it, and being amazed at your own reflexes...
Laughing so hard no sound is coming out & you can't breathe.
looking at a test and thinking, "when did we learn this?"
reading a status and going 'HA, i know exactly who thats about'
Become A Fan If You Know Somebody That Needs A Good Punch In The Face.
When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply.
texting with cold hands is like typing in slow motion
I'm so ready for those long summer nights :)
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else....
Yelling At A Video Game When You Get Killed
20 things a guy should never say to a girl
shut up and kiss me ♥
"Wanna hang out?" "sure, what are we doing?" "I don't know"
I Hate When I Get In One Little Fight and Have To Move To Bel-Air.
when you realize you over slept you jump off the bed like a ninja
FishVille
"What do you think I am, made of money?" "Isn't that what MOM stands for?"
Kicking a stone along a street, then going out of your way to kick it again
I hate it when your trying to be serious, but then you accidently smile :)
If you've ever blown water out of a pool noodle-at someone
"Can i go to the bathroom?" "Idk, can you?" What the hell, just let me pee.
That heart sinking feeling u get when u read something u didnt want to know
Fish are friends, not food.
With a smile like yours, how can I not smile back? :) <3
Getting on your tippy-toes to hug or kiss someone much taller than you <3
The Nerd Who Runs In The Hallway
Hi, I'm a person, not a game. So don't play me.
Without music, car rides would be awkward
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— Zeus ::)
Jul 19, 2010
