Batmobile For Sale On Ebay for $499k Again In 2010 - Driven By Penguin - Has Slight Odor

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Right now you can own the Batmobile currently being auctioned on Ebay but be warned, damaged by the Penguin who was driving it last and hadn’t showered for god knows how many days! This car was auctioned before in 2008 if you search for Michael Keaton Batmobile on Google for the same amount of money, $500,000. What happened you ask? Well, here’s my guess, you need the BatWord, BatPhrase or BatPassword to start the car. I mean the Penguin was lucky to have gotten into it in the first place since Batman had it running already. Here’s another reason the car may be for sale again, Batman is actually still alive and believes the Penguin has been using eBay to traffic illegal things like guns or drugs. Batman has yet to get rid of the awful stench left in the Batmobile even after using the BatCleaner. Alfred couldn’t get the smell out of the BatCape hence the sale Source say the smell is not that bad if you are into foul. Check BDSM for more cool stuff since Batman is into all the dark toys like this grappling hook still in working condition. Feel like propelling off of a 300 Story Building? No problem! Or you can use it for light bondage too. We’ve been following Batman as he’s entered the digital age for years now since Batman did create most of all technology we use in his lair. Anyways, before the Penguin sweeps up this ride, make a bid!

BATMOBILE OPTIONS:
Car Speed: 400 MPH
Car Speed with Jets: 600 MPH
Underwater Ready: Yes
Lasers: Yes
Missles: 17 Cruise Control, 4 Heat Seekers
Flame Thrower: Up to 30 feet
Able to drive up buildings: Yes with grapple hook
Gas: NONE it’s Eco bitch
Buttons: So many you’ll shit yourself
Girls: Only one ever in car, maybe two…
Password: DR1V3B4UFLY
Verbal Password 1: HOLYJINKIESBATMAN
Verbal Password 2: HOLYBATBELTS
Verbal Password 3: GOTHAMRULES (or GOTHAMHOLES)
USB Ready: Yes
MP3: Yes
Soda Dispenser: Diet Coke and Regular Coke
Under-Floorboard Storage: Yes, fits 3 human bodies
iBatPhone: Yes
AutoVoice Command: You need to be fucking Batman otherwise no.

Screenshot of the ebay post.

— Zeus ::)
Jan 19, 2011

   

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