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Who is Conan O'Brien

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By Zeus Perez ::) | Mar 02, 2011

When someone posts a question on a facebook fanpage that has over 1.4 million fans and growing strong and that person is really busy, but they keep asking and then you get an answer, then that facebook fanpage is AWESOME. And that awesome can only be found with Conan O’Brien. First off, they’re not snappy. Secondly, they respond! THEY RESPOND! I know what you’re thinking, why does this matter? Who cares? Why do you blog? Well social networking with peers matters otherwise people think you’re a robot. But oh no, they galantly and humbly stipulated who he was. They sat their and kept their cool. And it was cool. Knowing that someone from Conan’s show saw me is like, it’s like, it’s like, I don’t know, I’m not a Conan writer. But they’d come up with something awesome like, I don’t know, a super apron with built in knives or something you know and a flame thrower. Thank you Conan. You make me believe the the world is filled with butterflies that taste like bubble gum when you eat them.

“Conan is an American late night television talk show host. His show airs Monday – Thursday at 11pm on TBS. You can check out full episodes and clips of our show at TeamCoco.com. Enjoy!”

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Facebook Spam - The ingredients for starting a scam on Facebook using their Message System

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By Zeus Perez ::) | Dec 02, 2010

Today we will start with making a delicious email message, filled with bullcrap, sprinkled with heart filled lies, layered with anonymous bits, completely truth-free and baked on a special social network!

This is a great recipe, but today we’ll be using a SPECIAL SOCIAL NETWORK -FACEBOOK!! Weee. First open facebook.com. Oh, this is even more fun since we get to add photos and links and make new fiends! Soon we’ll have so many fiends, but let’s get this recipe started.

• Take one part fake Facebook profile. Add photos, links and fiends!
• Take one part fake Facebook profile fiiends. Find many fake fiends and add them all! Hell add everyone -even your mother-in-law or create a fake facebook profile for her! (Be sure to use a sexy photo of her)
• Take one simple to use messaging system
• Use two parts Groups + two parts Pages to find more fiends to message
• Use social network holes that allows any user to send messages even though they close down their contact status.
• Open TextPad and write a beautiful story about something then ask for a response.
• Point out you are not an alien (or mexican) but a real human with real needs and real arms that almost work properly. Layer that part up and keep it warm. Set oven to BROIL
• Copy the message and paste it into an unknowing profile that you found from groups or pages
• Hit send over and over and over and over again while screaming WEEEEEeeee!
• Stir and repeat screaming WEEEEeeeee! Cuz this is fun

Start all over again Kids. This is FUN!!!

With this fabulous recipe you can get people to click ads, sell fake cars, hell sell personal services like x-raying cats, tell people about how special things or just straight out become social in that weirdo way you really are. Have at it! Soon you’ll be a hit with Gmail and Yahoo as you start to create really cool fake emails like, pooplovermama398@gmailcom since you were just born -again! Being born again into the world of SPAM is an amazing feeling. Scream WEEEee and go create some fake fiends, and fake messages!!! WWWEEEEEeeeeee!

So here’s the impact with a bit less sarcasm. Ahem. Weee. Had to get that last one out.
This is the simplest way to get unknowing users to interact with someone they don’t know using a story that sounds pretty good and a simple email to contact them. It could get worse since you can add this person as a friend and then my entire Facebook Friend population would be hit with scams. So be aware of scams coming from Facebook users and what I deem as the near end of Facebook since they really don’t have the ability to monitor or stop fake accounts quickly enough or route types of SPAM messages like Gmail or Yahoo would.

The images below depict the beginning of why Facebook really shouldn’t start an email or any type of substantial messaging system and if anything the images below should show why you, as a user, should be wary about putting too much personal information anywhere online if you respect your privacy at all. Too many messaging systems have vulnerabilities. I’m not talking about them stealing, I’m talking about them becoming annoying, superfluous and unnecessary.

Beware peeps because this is just the beginning of the disinformation of information era.

I hope you enjoy the images below as much as I did!
The Fake Facebook Profile Created By Someoneon

The Fake Email Sent – TO ME!

Where the Facebook Message Was Sent From – I HAD SEX WITH HER!!!!

My Facebook Account Settings (Set to PRIVATE) – Does FB give a damn?

Here’s the actual story that was sent to me using Facebook’s Message System for SEO purposes and so anyone can copy and paste it an change out two words to start their own SPAM messaging system. God I love Search and Destroy, I mean Find and Replace. Use Find and Replace to edit the message below for getting new Fiends!

Mrsmyra Nannyseeker December 2 at 10:14am Report

Mrsmyra Nannyseeker December 2 at 10:14am Report
Dear Au-pair / Nanny,

Au-pair / Nanny is urgently needed.

My name is MRSMYRA MCLAREY, I am 58 years old woman, I work with an Engineering Company in United Kingdom and i am not usually at home except during weekends.My contact address is : 21,Collingham Road Kensington Norwich,London Sw5 Olx England.

I am urgently needing an Au-pair / Nanny for my 2 children… Name Glosery and judiet. they are both 3 and 6 years of age,Now i am currently offered a job in my previous company as a stock keeper at the London Super market. [Um, she’s going from working as an engineer to a supermarket? She needs more than a nanny.]

I am a busy woman and my husband who is the father of my two children is also an international oil firm, working with the Oil firm in the state of America [the greatest state there is!] as the chief Engineer in the state. So we are so busy and do not stay at home regularly that is why we will be needing an Au-pair / Nanny to take good care of our 2 children.

We are offering 1,500 pounds every four weeks and 500 pounds weekly allowance… You will have your own apartment with a personal bathroom and toilet..

if you are willing to work with us, We will provide you a personal car that you will use here in Uk. your duty is to take good care of the children and take them to school…

if you are interest in this offer kindly email me back at this email or phone number ( mclareynannyseeker@yahoo.com ), so that i will be able to get back to you immediately.

I await for your urgent respond. Thank you for taking your time to read my mails /offer

Regards,

Sincerely.
MrsMYRA MCLAREY

720 Things One Facebook Fan Likes

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By Zeus Perez ::) | Jul 19, 2010

This is one massively long list of likes. Let me say, I was in awe when I saw this list of stuff but I’ve come to the realization that we really do like a lot of stuff, just not everyone says it to this degree.

Facebook Version of Windows Blue Screen? Does this mean that at 11:17PM NO ONE can get into FB?

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By Zeus Perez ::) | Jul 14, 2010

Facebook can say the site is in “Maintenance Mode” all they want but we all know the “Blue Screen of Death” way too well.”

Does this mean NO ONE can get into facebook?!
How will I be tagged?

Funnily enough, the iPhone section works fine…

Hacked? Privacy concerns? When something like this happens there’s only one person you can call.

How to post a Feed to Facebook in 4 Easy Steps

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By Zeus Perez ::) | Jun 15, 2010

Hi everyone! I wrote this for my sister Barbara for her website http://cosmiccooking.net but really anyone can use this if they have a website with a news feed such as Barbara’s does! Good Job Jesus setting this up for our lovely sister! Love you Barb! You’re the bestest! If you have any trouble with this, leave me a comment or just call me. :) Love you.

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Facebook "Instant Personalization Pilot Program"

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By Zeus Perez ::) | May 15, 2010

As of May 3, there is a new privacy setting on Facebook called “Instant Personalization Pilot Program” that shares data with non-Facebook websites. It is automatically set to “Allow.” Go to Account> Privacy Settings > Applications and Websites > Instant Personalization, and uncheck “Allow”. Please copy & repost. B…TW, if your friends don’t do this, they will be sharing information about you and me.

Losing the interest in Facebook? You're not alone -ever.

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By Zeus Perez ::) | May 10, 2010

Although I’ve come to see why Facebook is interesting to many, notably getting updates on all 700 of your friends and seeing which is the funniest or worst just to make you feel better. But I really have lost my love for Facebook as a social network where I tell my “Friends” what is going on. First, let’s clear up this whole usage of the word “Friend”. This term is completely reprehensible and would rather be coined “Fiends” because most of the people I see online are ex-workers, ex-lovers, ex-best-friends, ex-wives, ex-family (family of ex-wives) and everyone else is just looking for a “Friend”. They add me then they never, ever, ever say hi. Instead, as Facebook is really well known for, you get stalked.