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By Zeus Perez ::) | Jan 18, 2012
You like this.
Zeus Pérez i like this song because it reminds me of a sweet place in my mind, a song that just fills the room, cascades, resonates just ugh umm. just overthinking, passing the time just bringing us all a little bit closer, attached. attachments. the symbolism this piece of beauty states, it’s ‘state’, it’s a sense of absolute attachment. and it’s ok. you’re ip is ok. my ip is ok, even though for two whole seconds in the cosmic digital interlude, yours, mine, everyones ip. sok. it’s to be attached -to something. a feeling, a vice, a, a, love ok. it’s our voice, our brilliance, ours. hmm, art. set us free. every connection, like, share, hmmm, just delicious. ip. lol. also its funny, they shouldnt take away our funny stuff. you know cascadements of sharing. lol. sharing is love. look at how progressive we’ve become… this song is nicer… lol
thanks :)
besides i’ll prob delete this in 5 minutes. cuz i can! we can open plenitudes of information with the new found selection, we can embrace our RIGHT to share, to say, hi, i like this. lol. this is like a walking ip sharing connection right now. sup ip. how you doing. you looking good in them wires, sup girl lol. all these mythical contributions, ok, billions of them to other ips… time to go build something so i can thank you all. in fact, everyone should! upload a photo! like everywhere. all over. take it a notch up. download every single free app you can find. lol. start with sktd
i am a f$%&*tard with this amount of writing. i gotta find a way to snap out and write every so often and i go on a site wise/wide commenting rhapsody. i’m amazed i started here. i usually leave crazy ass comments but sup! :) anyways who often have you had an “open letter” thanking you for saving our freaking IP. I honestly didn’t think it was going to get this far so fast. anyways. your red eyes are like staring at me freaking me out! off to draw something.
and now for the gayest song ever of 20-whatever we in.
sup. rocketship lol. music gets me… :) but ti’s about ROBOTS. ip man. sup love.robot love!31121111 winning this bill is probably the first artificial intelligence link we’ll have. ::)) oh. double eyes double mouth.
ascii code, you know it’s been free forever.
tanks robots. I should just fastforward to 2:47.
but sup. sok.
brand new ip. new yo new yo…. :) cheers. and sup. figured it’d make you lol for 1/2 a sec then be like, oh
new yo. 2012 ffffffight < 000000 so freaking jedi that there. the darkside wins, just saying. now how do i copy this into my blog… i hate facebook sometimes! hey FB employ a rapid deployso i can post from your network to OTHER networks without copy and paste. it wouldnt take long to program how the NEW facebook should interact with other respective social medias.
Please Read This Really Freaking Carefully
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Dec 28, 2011
Please Read This Really Freaking Carefully
A French diplomat (Luke DeJuice) made a fixed deposit of $6,500,000.00 Million United States Dollars in my bank branch and he died (I killed him, duh, for money) along with his entire family (I really shouldn’t have planned the assassination on Gossip Girl night) leaving behind no next of kin, am ready to share 50/50 with anyone (except my doctor, hate that bastard) that chooses to stand as my deceased client next of kin (since a lot of people want to kill me).
Peoples, PLEASE if you are interested, or even if you are not and willing to work (by work I mean like getting me coffee, rubbing my feet, licking stamps, taking notes of how many times a pencil I tossed landed into the sharpner, reading my mail to me, teaching me how to use my iphone, answering my iphone, recording me talking with my own iphone, making posters of me with my iphone, tieing my shoelace -almost forgot that one, fetching chocolate about 13 times a day and singing me songs to put me to sleep) as my partner to this transaction (not sexual yet) I advice you indicate by sending (or gracefully touching my arm) with the following below to show your interest.
1. Your full name including PSEUDO names like bitcheskillbitches23
2. Your resident address along with a Google Maps link, here’s where I live http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=cuba&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=45.957536,84.726562&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Cuba&ll=22.940373,-80.419235&spn=0.839739,1.323853&t=h&z=10&layer=c&cbll=22.940373,-80.419235&cbp=12,0,,0,5&photoid=po-17888636
3. Your Occupation even if Unemployed or wished you were. Actors need not apply.
4. Your phone number, not the number of that transgender hot chick ok…
5. Date of birth -DO NOT LIE! I’ll freaking google your ass.
6. Country of resident or where you wish you resided
Your response with the requested information should be sent to reach me at my personal email address (ahem): Email Contact: zeusdidit@gmail.com if only you are interested in becoming filthy fucking rich.
Yours Truly,
Your Momma
2011 A Snapshot
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Dec 13, 2011
I live a blessed life in the great United States of America. I have a great job that pays well, I’m healthy, eat well, own about 20 domains, run Photoshop like a dream, have great friends, my car still runs, I landed about 6 clients this year alone, built an amazing shopping cart which should launch in 2012, met some extraordinary new people in my life, helped my nephew move out of Colorado and to Florida, visited Colorado for the first time, and I worked really, really, really hard all year long and non-stop. I listen to a lot of hipster music, found for the first time a new found love for hip hop, specifically Snoop Dogg, Drake and Nicki Minaj which I hope to one day meet in person. Also, on a side note, I visited and had my first ever lap dance. This lead me to think about how empty my life is. See, there’s this show called the Secret Life of A Call Girl. The beautiful thing about this show is that the call girl does what she does because she loves what she does, and shes good at it. This year marked some important milestones, for instance, adding friends to Facebook that I didn’t know and the launch of Google Plus where you can add anyone that’s using the service. Steve Jobs died too, which made me incredibly sad and still does. I also met a photographer in person that I used to work with. I was most taken back by her because she really took life into her own hands and pursued her photography to the point where she’s a true professional. On Google Plus I found some other amazing photographers and I think of a special someone that would take a billion photos of herself and say that she loved how lo-fi they were and that they were their own type of art form.
So I’m lucky, really, really lucky. But I do notice that I’m missing a little something, something I’d like to call ‘embrace’. Mostly it’s on my part, since I haven’t done so it in so long. I forget, maybe we all do, but I especially do forget to embrace life and experience doing different things. I used to make excuses due to money or other things but someone else said to me that they take a canoe out, paddle out for $10 for half an hour and just go out into the middle of Miami to get some thinking time. It sounds so simple and inexpensive and fun. Then one day I saw a little movie on Bansky a street artist and how he changed a man’s life forever.
See we don’t know who we are unless we decide who we are then follow through. Sometimes we do it instinctively, sometimes it takes a while to get it started and sometimes we never start. Sometimes we just accept that is who we are and decide never to change but stand firm in this belief. Or Fear, frustration, life gets in the way of all the good things I want to do or the fact that maybe I’m just lazy -or afraid. So much has happened this year that I’m wondering what’s left. What’s next? A friend of mine wants to move to New Zealand. I wanted to surf in California. Just pack up and go. But I keep thinking that if we run away, do we really run from ourselves, our problems or is it just a distraction from who we are and when we land we’re right back to who we are.
Like I said, I’m really lucky. I mean look I have this great site. But really is it what I wanted or just a piece of some puzzle I have yet to finish? The question begs who we are and how we are doing. Our economy has been in such a crush, but malls are filled with people shopping, and this year led us to start the Occupy movement. Occupy / Embrace. I mean, it’s similar. When the movement started they embraced the fact that they were going to get punished but weren’t going to let anyone change them or fight back, they were taking a silent stand for our rights to just be.
So I started buying presents for old friends, new friends and even some fiends that I know. I’ve always tried to share but sometimes, as I’ve been told, I over share. I also enable and I become trusting which leads me to just lining up to get hurt. Nothing serious but like, I have a bald spot too that is ever growing! And someone said to me, thank god, “If I was balding I’d do everything in my power to fight it!” It’s funny because this makes sense on so many points. Occupy, New Zealand, Shopping, California, Lap Dances, all these things have something in common. At some point someone did everything in their power to make them come true. Ok, New Zealand is a country, but it takes people to make it a nice place to live.
I’ve learned more about people this year than a billion books could fill. I’ve learned that a golf handicap is nothing compared to a physical handicap. I’ve learned that your voice has so much power but your actions cause memories to form and a single embrace can be so powerful.
When Steve Jobs died everyone started posting all these things and I was sitting there in awe, and I was eating an apple and I cried. Technology has given us the ability to connect in so many new and beautiful different ways. Funnily enough, I don’t have an iPhone anymore but then again neither do many people. It’s cool to have, but sometimes I think about moving to a farm and having a pet cow named Lucy and running with her. And then I remember what I wanted to do, I wanted to be a cartoonist.
See one day I came to work and everyone was fired. I missed that day and I missed saying goodbye to all the wonderful and amazing people. Truth is I wouldn’t have taken it well at all. And then one day, two of those people found jobs that made them truly happy. One found it by chance, one found it busting her ass and not giving up. This year has filled my life with opportunities, challenges, ups and downs but I’m still, really, really, really lucky. Which brings me to Arthur Adams, one of the most amazing inkers and artists I know. Why? Because he’s awesome and his art form has never changed. Also because he drew one of my favorite characters the infamously lucky Longshot! His line depiction, his art form left me floored, still to this day it does. And on that note we go to thanking him for helping me be who I am because without his art and my love for his lines I probably wouldn’t have been here. See my mom and I had a drawing contest and that’s when I learned that we all have our own lines we draw with, each different, each unique and each beautiful. Thank you Arthur.
So if you’re reading this, just remember, whoever, whatever you do, it’s ok to be a squiggly line, just know that two lines that overlap are called a cross hatch.
How to make an image clickable so it calls a smartphone
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Nov 08, 2011
Obama ends war
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Oct 22, 2011
Yesterday, we accomplished one major change when President Obama announced that all American troops in Iraq will be home before the holidays.
With that action, the Iraq war will end. And one of the President’s central promises will have been kept.
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Sep 18, 2011
Knowing the Unknowns
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Aug 04, 2011
A long time ago we had mystery. This was before the Internet Boom Age as it may be known as one day in the future. The mystery we had pre-1996 allowed advertisers to really get their groove on and control consumer actions and reactions to their products since knowledge was really limited and most consumers were not as educated as the customers of 2011.
