You've got to find what you love...
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Jul 26, 2010
“You’ve got to find what you love. And that is as true for your work as it is for your lovers. Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work. And the only way to do great work is to love what you do. If you haven’t found it yet, keep looking. Don’t settle.” – Steve Jobs
Create Your Own Bike Route On Yahoo? Maybe One day
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Jul 22, 2010
This is just a mockup. I have yet to find a site that does this yet.
After visiting Trek.com’s Project One build your own custom bike website I thought well wouldn’t it be awesome to be able to create your own bike route using Yahoo, Google or Bing maps?
I started visiting sites and searching for anyone that may do this. Google kind of does this, but it’s not user friendly. Bing didn’t show up in search results, nor did Yahoo for what I’d like to build. Some other small sites like mapmyride.com try to do this, but the map never displayed on my Apple nor was the site user friendly at all. It was bombarded with ads and basically scared me.
Since I like how pleasant Yahoo Maps are I decided to just design what I want on my own.
Here’s what I was thinking.
You want to bike, but some areas may be downright unsafe.
You want to find different types of routes you may not have known about.
Maybe you don’t want to bike alone.
Maybe you’d like to find a scenic route.
You’d like to be able to tag a ride you visited with your own description.
Maybe you want to create your own bike route by dragging and dropping or adding letters to the map to mark or ‘pin’ areas and tag each pin just for record keeping.
I actually wanted to do this also since I remember there were areas I completely wanted to avoid and thought it would be nice to share with others
So that’s just an idea. Maybe one day it’ll become a reality.
Who To Follow On Twitter
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Jul 20, 2010
I started looking down on Twitter since it’s a lot of really boring stuff on there, so I decided to turn my account into a news feed to keep abreast of the latest happenings.
National Geographic Channel – Follow on Twitter
National Geographic Society – Follow on Twitter
National Geographic News – Follow on Twitter
ESPN – Follow on Twitter
Scientific American – Follow on Twitter
Popular Photography – Follow on Twitter
Popular Science – Follow on Twitter
Google News – Follow on Twitter
CBS News – Follow on Twitter
Drudge Report – Follow on Twitter
NY Times – Follow on Twitter
Adobe – Follow on Twitter
Adobe Photoshop – Follow on Twitter
Google – Follow on Twitter
Last.fm – Follow on Twitter
NPR News – Follow on Twitter
Wired – Follow on twitter
CNN Breaking News – Follow on Twitter
Livestream – Follow on Twitter
The Internet Explained In A Comic With Details
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Jul 20, 2010
Servers do stuff and are kind of like your brain, except they need a user to input information, unless a user told the server to do stuff before hand. So servers are kind of like husbands.
Data is where stuff is stored which acts almost entirely like a brain, except it has no body so it can never run. So data is kind of useless by itself.
Wireless is this thing that connects to Fiber Optics or what you may also call “Cable” or “The Internet”. It emits a blue signal into the air and it sends information if a user requests it, though sometimes it emits information if it feels like it. So Wireless is much like listening to other peoples conversations.
Fiber Optics are cables that send user requested data to servers. Sometimes if the server feels like responding you will get an answer. Typically all answers are subjective unless it’s about math. So Fiber Optics are like penises.
Old Phones are something you used to plug into a wall that probably was using Fiber Optics and you could hear data that sounded like “ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”. After a little while of the Old Phones making that sound they would go “EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE”. So Old Phones are very similar to ambulances.
Iphones are considered “Smart Phones” which unlike Old Phones give you new things like the ability to talk to people for 4 or 5 minutes before you have to recall them. Iphones also use the Magic Pole to transmit every little thing you do or say to the Internet with or without your consent since a Server was used by a human which may or may not have been a hacker looking to steal information. So the iphone is kinda like a dragon, mysterious and beautiful.
Internet is a device used to send intormation to people. Before we used Old Phones and before then we used to walk up to people and have conversation using two cans and some string. So the Internet is like a ghost that talks just to you and sometimes to someone else.
Magic Poles are used to receive and transmit information requested by users and transmitted to Satellites. Sometimes a Magic Pole can be switched off using a Switch. So a Magic Pole is kind of like a penis.
Switch is used to turn something off or on. So a Switch is kinda like being hit in the head, though sometimes you don’t get knocked out…
Ethernet is used when a user plugs a cable into a wall which then connects to Fiber Optics which then connects the user or hacker to the Internet. So Ethernet is like a black hole.
User is someone that may do stuff with the data, servers or the Internet or sometimes plug something into Ethernet or turn on a computer or play with their iPhone or pretend to be a hacker. So a User is like a Snickers bar.
Hackers are like users but more intelligent and usually wear sinister grins and heckle at Users even if there is no User around. Hackers also attempt to steal data, even if it’s just one pixel worth. HAckers generally use Photoshop if they fail and then use Facebook or some other social media to show their hacks. So Hackers are like ties.
Computers are used to connect to the Internet, do stuff with servers and databases, connect to Fiber Optics, can plug into Phones, are quite necessary for Iphones, create social mediums online, contain and play music, videos, and allow you to play games, return results from the Internet, can be as small as an atom or as large as Satellites, or are Satellites, or tell the switch what to do but always rely on a User or a Hacker to do something. So Computers are like Cheese or God.
FB is a type of social media where Users and Hackers get together using Computers and talk a lot in order to feel better about themselves or feel like they’ve contributed to society in some way or to make some new friend even though Users just talk to specific people. FB allows users to make buckets and put Users into buckets or put Users into many buckets. FB also let’s anyone see everything about you, just like a Hacker would, except they say they don’t, but instead they just keep it to themselves and then sell the information such as how many times Sally User said, “Pizza” or “Inception” today. So FB is like the Devil or hemorroids.
My Goal Is To Lose 30 Lbs by December. Here's How I Plan To Do It
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Jul 12, 2010
The Foundation Of Advertising
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Jul 08, 2010
What to do to get a Job - Best Interview Ever
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Jun 18, 2010
You have to admit, they did get hired -well, almost.
Non Stop Hiccups
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By Zeus Perez ::) | Jun 07, 2010
Today is day 3 of my hiccups. I’ve come to the acceptance that there’s nothing I can do about them but relax. I’ve tried every maneuver known to man. The longest I’ve had hiccups is 4 days.
Spotted Indian Starlings or Common Mynas
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By Zeus Perez ::) | May 24, 2010
This is the second time I’ve gone two Publix and attempted to catch a picture of this bird which I believe could be an Indian Starling or a Common Myna. Unfortunately they are quick, and seem rather intelligent and they make it rather difficult to take a photo of them.
I wish I had a beard that little people lived in with little homes, little pets, little streets and little trees
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By Zeus Perez ::) | May 11, 2010
…I wish I had a beard that little people lived in with little homes, little pets, little streets and little trees and it was called BeardVille. And people would wait for crumbs and praised the fact that food fell from the sky 3 times a day.