Crazy cover letters and resumes

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RESUME:
I like doing stuff that people will remember. If I could send you an all black cover letter with a big Z, I would. Heck. Wait. I probably will now because that’s a genius idea. Maybe I’ll put some chocolate in it. Wait, I’ll probably eat that chocolate… I’ll just do a big black cover letter with a Z. I think you’d enjoy that. Maybe i“ll add a URL to the back with something interactive and fun like a takeover or HTML5 sample of a tiger eating a person’s brain while sitting at a table. Wait, I’m not that good at HTML5 yet and I just started reading that book… I could make an iPhone app, wait, I can just design one. Maybe i“ll just design something pretty and slap that URL on the awesome all black cover letter. But is that really eco-friendly? Probably not. Maybe I should just stick to http://zeusperez.com. Probably… I probably shouldn’t have drank so much Diet Mountain Dew while listening to Meat Beat Manifesto, or Santigold or Siouxsie and The Banshees HONG KONG GARDEN — oh oh..I like this idea about the all black cover letter. I should probably follow it up with black board shorts and with the black tuxedo top i’ll wear an all black shirt and shiny black tie!! Hellz Yea! I wonder if flip-flops will be a bad idea… Again. I’m thinking probably not. Maybe I should throw some keywords in here just in case…? What if this gets published on Kontain! http://blog.zeusdidit.com or wait that’s not SEO keywords… There’s are some of the things my blog is best known for, yawn… non stop hiccups, what did zeus do, flash as3 rtmp streaming video, as3 rtmp example, actionscript 2 timer example. Oh a bit about me, I like to help people, I like to listen, and I like to work hard to produce awesome stuff… like this 5 million project I finished. But back to that black shiny tie…

— Zeus ::)
Feb 17, 2011