The Internet Explained In A Comic With Details

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Servers do stuff and are kind of like your brain, except they need a User to input information, unless a User told the server to do stuff before hand. So servers are kind of like husbands.

Data is where stuff is stored which acts almost entirely like a brain, except it has no body so it can never run. So data is kind of useless by itself.

Wireless is this thing that connects to Fiber Optics or what you may also call “Cable” or “The Internet”. It emits a blue signal into the air and it sends information if a user requests it, though sometimes it emits information if it feels like it. So Wireless is much like listening to other peoples conversations.

Fiber Optics are cables that send user requested data to servers. Sometimes if the server feels like responding you will get an answer. Typically all answers are subjective unless it’s about math. So Fiber Optics are like penises.

Old Phones are something you used to plug into a wall that probably was using Fiber Optics and you could hear data that sounded like “ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”. After a little while of the Old Phones making that sound they would go “EEE-EEE-EEE-EEE”. So Old Phones are very similar to ambulances.

Iphones are considered “Smart Phones” which unlike Old Phones give you new things like the ability to talk to people for 4 or 5 minutes before you have to recall them. Iphones also use the Magic Pole to transmit every little thing you do or say to the Internet with or without your consent since a Server was used by a human which may or may not have been a hacker looking to steal information. So the iphone is kinda like a dragon, mysterious and beautiful.

Internet is a device used to send intormation to people. Before we used Old Phones and before then we used to walk up to people and have conversations using two cans and some string. So the Internet is like a ghost that talks just to you and sometimes to someone else.

Magic Poles are used to receive and transmit information requested by users and transmitted to Satellites. Sometimes a Magic Pole can be switched off using a Switch. So a Magic Pole is kind of like a penis.

Switch is used to turn something off or on. So a Switch is kinda like being hit in the head, though sometimes you don’t get knocked out…

Ethernet is used when a user plugs a cable into a wall which then connects to Fiber Optics which then connects the user or hacker to the Internet. So Ethernet is like a black hole.

User is someone that may do stuff with the data, servers or the Internet or sometimes plug something into Ethernet or turn on a computer or play with their iPhone or pretend to be a hacker. So a User is like a Snickers bar.

Hackers are like users but more intelligent and usually wear sinister grins and heckle at Users even if there is no User around. Hackers also attempt to steal data, even if it’s just one pixel worth. HAckers generally use Photoshop if they fail and then use Facebook or some other social media to show their hacks. So Hackers are like ties.

Computers are used to connect to the Internet, do stuff with servers and databases, connect to Fiber Optics, can plug into Phones, are quite necessary for Iphones, create social mediums online, contain and play music, videos, and allow you to play games, return results from the Internet, can be as small as an atom or as large as Satellites, or are Satellites, or tell the switch what to do but always rely on a User or a Hacker to do something. So Computers are like Cheese or God.

FB is a type of social media where Users and Hackers get together using Computers and talk a lot in order to feel better about themselves or feel like they’ve contributed to society in some way or to make some new friend even though Users just talk to specific people. FB allows users to make buckets and put Users into buckets or put Users into many buckets. FB also let’s anyone see everything about you, just like a Hacker would, except they say they don’t, but instead they just keep it to themselves and then sell the information such as how many times Sally User said, “Pizza” or “Inception” today. So FB is like the Devil or hemorroids.

— Zeus ::)
Jul 20, 2010