To Mady : Why Hibernate? ·
Apr 24, 2009What is computer love? I have no idea. But this idea of letting my computer sleep makes me feel like, well shit. Maybe it’s tired…? Is it human? No. It’s a computer. But it is a bear to deal with.
I started writing this to Mady on FB (facebook) who proposed the question,
Mady Here
Then I stopped, cut and copied the content and started to write this:
what are you doing?! hard booting aint bad ;) it’s what techies hard geeks called search and destroy manifesto. ha ha. that’s my bs. i mean, listen, bill gates is nice and just do what you feel right. apparently you know what to do if things go wrong ;) that’s good! then undo after. but if it aint broken, don’t fix it either. so can you explain your situation, but when you write, think and then say, hmmm… can i write this like awesomely. then you’ve harnessed the power of not really giving a squat and saying. u know what? ping. hardboot.
This led me to a thinking of our very difficult diagramming structure connecting machines.
So what’s the answer? Do I give a shit or not?
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I have no idea? The truth is that every so often I destroy a computer. It’s sad so I’ve learned to many times use factory settings that come with your computer and adjust accordingly. So, for instance, if I do choose Hibernation, I’d want to limit how much information is stored so booting up would be fast. Booting up must be faster than if I had shut down and started the computer again. I’m going to add some keywords here to this article so if you one day look up ‘hibernation zeus’ you’ll find me.
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I’m not sure if those keywords above help you but you’ll definitely take into consideration that I like to write. Usually garbage, but it belongs to me. The innuendo of Hibernation means so many things. Yes we’re talking computer love here. It’s a sick twisted reality when you consider assumptions without just doing it. Doing it requires that ‘f**k you’ freedom. It’s a fun drug to find and have when you can whimsically send someone a freak off. Endorphins I think they are mixed with some tabooishly absurd unknown other bodily fluid that causes or works with the heart and muscle for it’s arousal effect which wakes up your mind to the fact your shoulder hurts from writing this silly crap about hibernation… I don’t know Mady~! Dude it’s freaking me out. If I say do it and ur computer breaks… That’d suck. So listen. If it was me I would if I could just have you promise that if it breaks, you’ll just give me your laptop ok and you go get a mac eh B)> ?
Maybe I’m thinking it over too much? Hibernation in the animal kingdom is considered largely for sleeping people. Let’s get some wikipedia on here to see what they say shall we?
hibernator is characterized by periods of hibernation interrupted by sporadic euthermic (–adjective -producing or creating heat or warmth ) arousals
WTF?! Somehow or the other I was hoping to find a completely out of topic innuendo and I found it. It’s sick how people use words sometimes. Sorry. I’ll learn to curb, wait. No I won’t. I should make this blog rated R. Wait. I’m not that good a writer.
So we were talking about your computer. Amazingly enough I remember and I have no idea what to tell ya. :(
I don’t want to take responsibility but feel that (finally the summary. damn it takes me a while…)
I don’t feel that I know the answer to that one. Thanks for reading all this though. YOou Rock Though Clone. Rock on :)! Woo-hoo. Party On. Excellent! Someone get Chris Farley out of this room.
zeus:Hey Chris.
chris: Hey
That was it. Did you see that?! That was CHRIS FARLEY! Am I even saying his name correct?! JEEEszzzzuss. And look over there! It’s ! Holy shit! Homer Simpson.
I live for hibernation. Someone get me a vacation, a margarita, some beach, a little bit of france, a lot of champagne, lil coffees, some more beach and a hottie that’s looking to hibernate into oblivion and then yea, it’d be awesome.
By the way. Listen. I know people like Bill Gates. When your computer “Hibernates” it sends information back to Bill. Directly to his head. I shit you not. In Bill’s infinite wisdom, he and Steve sat down and said two things to each other after that second hit. “Shit man”, Bill says calmly to Steve with a look of ease and happiness in his eyes nodding softly as his gently spans over the room and says, “We could connect them to our brains man.” Steve looks down and says, “Shit Bill. WTF? WTF? WTF? Are you talking computer love?” Bill replies, “No man. Ok. Yes.” “But…F**ck it. Ok.”
WIth that they both decided they wanted to know every freaking thing that happened so they … Wait. Are we still in hibernation mode?! God damn it?! God Damn It!? Bejesus!! Homer shut up! Bejesus!
That scenario really happens in Hibernation mode on Windows Vista. Your computer starts to suck bugs. I hate bugs. I mean I love looking at them up until they look all cute and friendly and then they jump at a billion miles per hour towards your head. I mean. Listen. I’m freaking fast (not then i mean catching bugs, get your mind out of the gutter. your splashing things up down here) but bugs are faster and they have like a billion legs and arms and eyes. Imagine the bugs in your computer… Eww. Now imagine the digital bugs. Spooky right. Organisms that transmit. Soon they’ll just get up and walk out.
If you trust “Hibernation” great. I’m one that doesn’t. I don’t even know what the word hibernate means! I just think it’s hot as shit that you use words like that and feel every nerd junkie loves it when a women speaks tech.
Adding picture here of Mady so all geeks can meet her and say hi and answer her question from the far out reaches of the internet. Just kidding. Paste:
http://photos-f.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v1596/55/51/1534897541/n1534897541_123589_4821.jpg Ok. I wasn’t kidding thats her. If this pic is public your lucky and should look this over at least 37 times before she takes it down and yells and throws her hibernated computer at you. And she will kill you with it too cuz this bitch knows yoga and like king fu. King Fu kicked Kung Fu’s ass and then ate him while he was still alive like a vampire. Shit how do i always get a vampire reference in? WTF?!! OMG I am so vamped. Shit… Right. Bill Gates is head vampire. Awesome. Duh, dork. On with the other crap. Run guys while you can.
Another thing I don’t get. What the hell were we talking about?
Right Windows Vista Hibernation, add those keywords to my article like a good little blogging disciple. Writing is hard Mady. Let me tell you. I know you’re sitting there wondering how much more of this you can take. I have no idea. Outside is gorgeous. It’s a total beach day. Total. Freaking gorgeous out there.
So Let’s Be Green.
Let’s turn off. And go to the beach. Turn everything!!! OFF!! :) Beach time.
Much Love,
Walter Mitty
— Zeus ::)
wow. i read this and i think two things. i’m freaking nuts. and damn i’m an awesome writer.
— zeus · Jul 1, 04:59 PM · #
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